Random Irritations

[Robin Hood]

Burger King
Tasteless and pricey

 

[Beezerk]

It's my turn to wash the footy team kit this week, after the muddiest game of the year

 

[Hobbit]

Pouring my favourite single malt into my favourite glass. Poured a good inch and then spotted a chip out of the glass and a piece in the whiskey. An inch of whiskey down the sink...

 

[williamalex1]

Pouring my favourite single malt into my favourite glass. Poured a good inch and then spotted a chip out of the glass and a piece in the whiskey. An inch of whiskey down the sink...

You should've used the old dish towel or handkerchief filter trick, only an inch ha ha.

 

[BubbaP]

Falling over and breaking the phone I’ve only just paid £200 to have fixed 😡😡😡

Oh dear. Any alcohol involved?

 

[Hobbit]

You should've used the old dish towel or handkerchief filter trick, only an inch ha ha.

"Pouring..." I only pour one glass of an evening.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Burger King
Tasteless and pricey

But infinitely better than Mcdonalds

 

[PhilTheFragger]

But infinitely better than Mcdonalds

Aha but are they better than the old Wimpey’s ? 🙃

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Aha but are they better than the old Wimpey’s ? 🙃

No.

 

[Imurg]

Aha but are they better than the old Wimpey’s ? 🙃

Got banned from the Wimpey in Wycombe for asking if the waitresses did everything with relish.......it was 1979

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Got banned from the Wimpey in Wycombe for asking if the waitresses did everything with relish.......it was 1979

I take it that was a "no".

 

[Imurg]

I take it that was a "no".

I'm told some of them did....

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I'm told some of them did....

Shame you picked the wrong one.

 

[Slime]

I've just seen the John Lewis Christmas TV advert.
Oh, how they've absolutely slaughtered a superb song .............................. I feel BiM's pain.
It's a disgrace!

 

[drdel]

I'm told some of them did....

Is that regular or go large for 50p!

 

[Blue in Munich]

I've just seen the John Lewis Christmas TV advert.
Oh, how they've absolutely slaughtered a superb song .............................. I feel BiM's pain.
It's a disgrace!

I don't mind some cover versions, but that's not one of them!!

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I had a genuinely lovely weekend lined up. Completely bombed out by a stinking cold, topped by my favourite, blocked sinuses 🤧😷. I was wide awake with head pounding at 2am this morning 😭

 

[williamalex1]

I had a genuinely lovely weekend lined up. Completely bombed out by a stinking cold, topped by my favourite, blocked sinuses 🤧😷. I was wide awake with head pounding at 2am this morning 😭

Me too

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Cars driving at 3.00 in perfect conditions with full headlights on

 

[Slime]

Selling my Mum's car.
It's advertised for £5,000 and someone has just texted me to see if I'd take £3,000.
NO ................... JOG ON!