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Random Irritations

Listening to Classic FM for a short while this morning - that I can't listen to Dance of the Mirlitons without "Everyone's a fruit and nut case" and Frank Muir getting in the way of my enjoyment of that lovely piece of music.

This might well go over the heads of some of the younger of our august body.
 
Listening to Classic FM for a short while this morning - that I can't listen to Dance of the Mirlitons without "Everyone's a fruit and nut case" and Frank Muir getting in the way of my enjoyment of that lovely piece of music.

This might well go over the heads of some of the younger of our august body.
Apparently you can buy them in the same aisle, or should that be era?, as the jubilee clips
 
Taking MIL home from A&E at around midnight, only to get a puncture on the bloody A3!
First puncture for years.

See 'Things that gladden the heart'.
 
The guy at work we call Jackanory for obvious reasons and his life stories.. Today's was his mate who's 28yrs old and lives in Nottingham has just left the Army as the highest rank in the whole of the Army leaving because even though he was the top man was only earning £17,000 despite having thousands of people supposedly below him that he was responsible for 🙄

We literally get a new story off him each day, yesterday's one was how he drove his car at 150mph through speed cameras without getting flashed.. For the record he drives a fiat punto😂
 
The guy at work we call Jackanory for obvious reasons and his life stories.. Today's was his mate who's 28yrs old and lives in Nottingham has just left the Army as the highest rank in the whole of the Army leaving because even though he was the top man was only earning £17,000 despite having thousands of people supposedly below him that he was responsible for 🙄

We literally get a new story off him each day, yesterday's one was how he drove his car at 150mph through speed cameras without getting flashed.. For the record he drives a fiat punto😂

Difficult to keep a straight face listening to him I would imagine.
 
Difficult to keep a straight face listening to him I would imagine.
It's even harder not to extend the right arm and slap him when he starts, he only works 4 days a week so you get a slight break however he does 12hrs at a time so it's a long duration of his dross.. In all honesty I think he is probably a little lonely and maybe is seeking acceptance through his story telling. But wait and see what tomorrow's will be....
 
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