arnieboy
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Jetlag.
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Massive car bill I wasn't expecting
USER1999
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The filthy disgusting unhygenic lazy slobs that I have to work with.
They don't like leaving milk in the canteen fridge, as they think it gets stolen. It does, by each other. So they use the fridge in the lab where the glue is stored.
When the milk goes out of date, they throw it in an old cardboard box, as they can't be bothered to find a bin.
When it is manky enough, it escapes from the bottle, and spills all over the carpet, where upon the lab stinks like vomit.
Not one of them will think of clearing it up. But then it is easy, as they don't have to go in there.
So yet again, muggins is doing the cleaning, or it will stink in here for weeks, as the cleaner is not allowed in here for HandS reasons.
They don't like leaving milk in the canteen fridge, as they think it gets stolen. It does, by each other. So they use the fridge in the lab where the glue is stored.
When the milk goes out of date, they throw it in an old cardboard box, as they can't be bothered to find a bin.
When it is manky enough, it escapes from the bottle, and spills all over the carpet, where upon the lab stinks like vomit.
Not one of them will think of clearing it up. But then it is easy, as they don't have to go in there.
So yet again, muggins is doing the cleaning, or it will stink in here for weeks, as the cleaner is not allowed in here for HandS reasons.
Norrin Radd
Tour Winner
Big notice on the lab fridge NO Milk to be put in this fridge ,if caught doing so you will be severely reprimanded ,then get a manager to sign it
USER1999
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Management here are weak. They won't give a stuff. Never do. Everyone knows it, so that is that. Very hard to get pulled up for anything here.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Some idiot yesterday was trying to justify why his job was easier if he was allowed to block the fire exit. He just didn't get it.
opening the recycling bin to put a bit of cardboard in and half the contents being sucked out by the strong wind and blown 100 yards down the garden
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Another idiot I work with has this theory on the lottery:
Never pick 1 to 9, as they are single digit numbers. There are only 9 single digit numbers, while there are 41 double digit numbers. This makes it more likely that a double digit number will come out of the hat. You are therefore reducing your chances of winning if you pick a single digit number.
The same genious thinks if you buy 1 ticket it is 1 in 14m, but if you buy 2 tickets, that is 2 in 14m, which is 1 in 7m, so you have halved your odds.
Never pick 1 to 9, as they are single digit numbers. There are only 9 single digit numbers, while there are 41 double digit numbers. This makes it more likely that a double digit number will come out of the hat. You are therefore reducing your chances of winning if you pick a single digit number.
The same genious thinks if you buy 1 ticket it is 1 in 14m, but if you buy 2 tickets, that is 2 in 14m, which is 1 in 7m, so you have halved your odds.
That's a waste of 76 tickets according to the logic above lolforget that get 100
Robin Hood
Well-known member
Just send me £100 and I will give you the numbers.
Send me £1m and I will tell you which week they will win in. 🙀
Didn’t know you work with Diane abacus
Slime
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Beezerk
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The heat, going to be 32 degrees later 
Travelling home from holiday today ☹ï¸
just in time for the cold snap
D
Deleted member 21784
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Delivery vans breaking downs
These things happen of course but I had 4 different deliveries today , toilets , radiators, tiles and bathroom suites
It has to be the bathroom suites that break down
The only bit the plumbers want here lol (shower tray needs fitting before plasters start in loft
Should be here by 5 but plumbers have long gone
These things happen of course but I had 4 different deliveries today , toilets , radiators, tiles and bathroom suites
It has to be the bathroom suites that break down
The only bit the plumbers want here lol (shower tray needs fitting before plasters start in loft
Should be here by 5 but plumbers have long gone
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Borrowed the company van. Turning right across the empty bus lane, and a lane of stationary traffic. Some one lets me out, so I pull forward, look left, nothing coming in either lane, pull out, and flat out emergency stop. Flipping idiot on a scooter, going southbound, in the middle of the north bound lane. He stops, gives me the finger etc. Why is the idiot not in the bus lane where I can see him, and why is he completely on the wrong side of the road? Note, the bus lane is open to all traffic at this time.
Lazkir
Head Pro
Because scooters are mostly ridden by cretins who have never taken any sort of test and therefore feel they don't have to obey the rules of the road.
Don't get me started on Deliveroo drivers!
