Random Irritations

Wicket keepers who lift their head up out of the way when the ball comes towards them.
If you're that scared of getting conked on the nose put a helmet on and do your job properly :mad:
Wicket keepers who take the bails off when stood up when the batsman has clearly never got close to leaving the crease. Well done, you caught it, very clever. Congratulations on doing the basics of your job.
 
Wicket keepers who take the bails off when stood up when the batsman has clearly never got close to leaving the crease. Well done, you caught it, very clever. Congratulations on doing the basics of your job.

I used to play against a keeper who stood up to every bowler as his eye sight wasn't great and every time the ball went to him he’d whip the bails off. It was so annoying
 
Wicket keepers who take the bails off when stood up when the batsman has clearly never got close to leaving the crease. Well done, you caught it, very clever. Congratulations on doing the basics of your job.
To be fair, he's letting the batsman known that he's there and is quite capable of stumping him should decide to wander off..
A bit like a F1 driver having a quick peek down the outside in the run up to a corner....just letting the other driver know they're still there
Keeps the batsman in the crease...
 
To be fair, he's letting the batsman known that he's there and is quite capable of stumping him should decide to wander off..
A bit like a F1 driver having a quick peek down the outside in the run up to a corner....just letting the other driver know they're still there
Keeps the batsman in the crease...

But you know he’s there as you can see him plus keepers never stop bloody chirping away and talking shite!
I used to hate opening the batting and the bowlers run up started in the next county but the keepers up to the stumps
 
But you know he’s there as you can see him plus keepers never stop bloody chirping away and talking shite!
I used to hate opening the batting and the bowlers run up started in the next county but the keepers up to the stumps
I played against a keeper like that at village level.
Always asked the umpire to keep an eye on him as he almost always took the ball in front of the line.
He tried to stump me after I went down the pitch - umpire gave it not out. He wasn't happy. Was even more unhappy when I played a late cut next ball and broke 2 of his fingers:ROFLMAO:
 
I played against a keeper like that at village level.
Always asked the umpire to keep an eye on him as he almost always took the ball in front of the line.
He tried to stump me after I went down the pitch - umpire gave it not out. He wasn't happy. Was even more unhappy when I played a late cut next ball and broke 2 of his fingers:ROFLMAO:

😂
 
The powers that be decide to close j9 to j11of the M20 for the weekend, everywhere is totally gridlocked - great plan given the Channel Tunnel and Dover are on one of the busiest weekends of the year. If you're a total numpty I'm sure there's space for you at Highways England 😣
 
To be fair, he's letting the batsman known that he's there and is quite capable of stumping him should decide to wander off..
A bit like a F1 driver having a quick peek down the outside in the run up to a corner....just letting the other driver know they're still there
Keeps the batsman in the crease...
Pretty much what Dando said. Take the ball, hold them next to the bails for a couple of seconds, it has the same effect. Taking the bails off when the batsman hasn't budged is purely for ego, to get a round of applause from people who haven't kept wicket before and think taking the bails off is exceptional. As a batsman I'd always think the keeper was a door handle if they smashed the stumps down for no reason.
 
Pretty much what Dando said. Take the ball, hold them next to the bails for a couple of seconds, it has the same effect. Taking the bails off when the batsman hasn't budged is purely for ego, to get a round of applause from people who haven't kept wicket before and think taking the bails off is exceptional. As a batsman I'd always think the keeper was a door handle if they smashed the stumps down for no reason.
As a former keeper at club level, it would never cross my mind to constantly whip the bails off. Happy to stand up (and pass the time of day with the batsman and comment on his technique!) but take the ball and get it back to the bowler. No need for anything else.
 
People that choose to have bonfires on nice evenings, when you want your windows open:mad:

You'd not enjoy harvest season here either, starts now and for the next 2-3 months sugar cane crops will get burnt covering surrounding areas with the ash & smells that carries on any wind
Its a practice they're trying to reduce as machinery gradually takes over the harvest from manual labour but it'll take a while
 
Took out a window and put French doors in yesterday at home, then the wife says we have to change the kitchen, so will get it drawn up.
Irritation, the house is 2 years old 😬
 
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