Random Irritations

[Slime]

I once employed a guy named Roman Warrior.
Awesome name but he had to show me some I.D. before I took him seriously.

 

[upsidedown]

Did Mike have a twin cos the lad I knew did it'd be amazing if it was same fella..

James Bond though that's sensational

He's also got his own show on Radio Shropshire n
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p001d7v4

 

[Hobbit]

They're was a Richard [ Dick ] Puller drank in or local pup

I worked with a guy called Peter Ennis. We had to diplomatically suggest he changed his signature from P.Ennis...

 

[Blue in Munich]

As someone correctly alluded to in another thread, the apparent need for golf commentators to apologise for bad language!
They're human and they're at work .................................. it happens!
If anyone stuck a mic in my face, whilst I was at work, there'd be more than just a few apologies, that's for sure.

Plus one for this and add boxing/UFC; I've tuned in to watch two people beat the out of one another, am I really going to be bothered about a bit of fruity language between rounds?

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Tbf I wouldn’t judge someone on their name,I might judge their parents tho.

My son use to go to nursery with a girl called Beyoncé.
Her mum use to still be in her Pj’s when dropping her off 🙈😂

True story

Was she a single lady?

I'll get my coat.

 

[Kellfire]

My complete lack of willpower.

Eat better, I say. Exercise more, I say.

Oh look, I’m a lazy git and that Chinese sounds tempting.

 

[TheDiablo]

Paper cuts.

 

[Dando]

Paper cuts.

They’re evil little buggers

 

[Beezerk]

Her mum use to still be in her Pj’s when dropping her off 🙈😂

Aaah the Gateshead Tuxedo, a common sight in certain areas of the North East

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Think he was an only child

There’s a Richard Head in my office - I chuckle to myself every time I see him

I remember watching the news on a TV in a hotel in Scotland one morning while I was getting ready on a golf trip and they were interviewing a soldier and his rank and name was Major Dick Head😂😂😂

 

[Papas1982]

My initials cause amusement occasionally.

DP.....

Was at Celtic Manor last year and there was a Californian lass as a concierge on arrival for the 2010. They take your initials to book on the bag tag.

Her giggles at my initials only got worse when i told her my middle name was Alex....

 

[Robin Hood]

The silliest name I came across was a girl called I-a
Pronounced. "Idasha"
Crazy.......

 

[Pin-seeker]

My initials cause amusement occasionally.

DP.....

Was at Celtic Manor last year and there was a Californian lass as a concierge on arrival for the 2010. They take your initials to book on the bag tag.

Her giggles at my initials only got worse when i told her my middle name was Alex....

😂😂

 

[Hobbit]

Think he was an only child

There’s a Richard Head in my office - I chuckle to myself every time I see him

Richard Head? Where do you work? I worked in the same company as a RH for several years...

 

[Deleted member 18645]

There was a baseball player in the 1970s for the Detroit Tigers whose name was Rusty Kuntz.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

 

[USER1999]

I used to know an American called Randy Fairy. Brilliant name. He couldn't see the issue.

 

[USER1999]

Booking my car in to get the front discs skimmed. They have my registration, so they know what car it is. I take it there, and they immediately say they can't do it, as my discs are too big for their equipment. Idiots.

 

[Dando]

My new caravan fridge not playing ball and generally being a pain in the backside for the guy fitting it

 

[Slime]

There was a famous Nascar driver called Dick Trickle and an alpine skier called Fanny Chmelar .

 

[williamalex1]

There was a famous Nascar driver called Dick Trickle and an alpine skier called Fanny Chmelar .

The Fanny Chmelar [ smeller ] question was actually asked on the Chase [ ITV ], Bradley couldn't stop laughing.