Crazyface
Tour Winner
Age. I'm carrying so many muscle problems that when someone asks how I am, I just say "how long have you got?"
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- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Tell me about it. Aside from the back that's giving me real grief both knees hurt and the whole body seems to constantly ache
Wolf
Well-known member
Being roped into booking the nail appointments for my Mrs, daughter, MiL and bridesmaid for our wedding next month. How did I get lumbered with that I don't have a bloody clue what I'm asking for either.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Wolf
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😂That would be so much more understandable than the options of gels, acrylics, infills colour shades and sparkles 😂
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
You already know too much, step away now!
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
The growing number of motorists with no intention of giving way to pedestrians on zebra crossings...
You have had a shocker there, absolute shocker
Wolf
Well-known member
I'm off now to watch UFC, drink beer and sit with my hands down my pants to make myself feel more manly and remove the emotional scars knowing of these nail procedures that have been caused...
It's probably my own fault because in the year planning & preparation that's gone on I've got away with literally just choosing the suits and nothing else no other input 😂 best start writing a speech to I guess as it's only 4 weeks awayYou have had a shocker there, absolute shocker
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
You have one chance to redeem yourself (& it doesn't involve watching half naked men running round a cage with your hand down your pants!)
Here you go:
Wolf
Well-known member
There was me thinking that's what most over testosterone fueled men did 😂
You have pretty nails though Slab 😉
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Schoolboy error, the trick is to volunteer early for the tasks you actually have some interest in. As well as the suits I did the table plan (found arranging everyone actually quite fun), and had a big input into what food we had. Since food is of vital importance.
I also got everyone's addresses together for the invites since that was a long but relatively simple task.
Wolf
Well-known member
I did the food tasting, but she decide to choose what she wants as I liked it all whereas she had a preference, so apparently that didn't count towards input 😂Schoolboy error, the trick is to volunteer early for the tasks you actually have some interest in. As well as the suits I did the table plan (found arranging everyone actually quite fun), and had a big input into what food we had. Since food is of vital importance.
I actually wrote out all the invites as I can do proper calligraphy and she thought that made them look fancier, I even wrote all the envelopes and posted them, again that didn't count towards input as apparently that's was easy to do even though she couldn't do it 😂
I even chose the honeymoon destination so that it could be something she enjoyed, that didn't count because its after the wedding 😂 so in reality the only input I've supposedly had was the suits 🤔
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Haha, yeah I wrote the invites and envelopes as well. That was loooong. She let me choose our first dance song which was something. The problem is as a male, for about 70% of the things it was literally impossible to form an opinion. Flowers? Blank. Bridesmaid colour scheme? Blank.
Wolf
Well-known member
Oh that is the exact issue I have. Flowers, Bridesmaids dresses, table dressing, hairstyles etc I haven't a clue normally so I've no chance of getting it right for the big day. I did get to choose my own ring though 😂
Kellfire
Blackballed
Don’t pay for any of that stuff. Keep it cheap and use the money for a better honeymoon. That’s my plan!
Wolf
Well-known member
Can't use that excuse mate her dad's paying for the whole thing.
Kellfire
Blackballed
Ah. Some clever accounting needed in that. Maybe the wedding money could just be resting in your account...?
Orikoru
Tour Winner
That would be an ecumenical matter.
