Random Irritations

[USER1999]

I have moaned about bird stuff often enough, but today, wow, never had anything like it.

Sat in traffic, I thought some one had thrown a bucket of water at my car. But no, one bird, unloading. It is unreal how much stuff came put of it. Bonnet, windscreen, roof, all 4 doors, tail gate, all coated in it. Had to take it to the car wash at lunchtime.

If I could post photos, I would.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I have moaned about bird stuff often enough, but today, wow, never had anything like it.

Sat in traffic, I thought some one had thrown a bucket of water at my car. But no, one bird, unloading. It is unreal how much stuff came put of it. Bonnet, windscreen, roof, all 4 doors, tail gate, all coated in it. Had to take it to the car wash at lunchtime.

If I could post photos, I would.

I think its just your car they target. You sure they're not trying to get you

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I have moaned about bird stuff often enough, but today, wow, never had anything like it.

Sat in traffic, I thought some one had thrown a bucket of water at my car. But no, one bird, unloading. It is unreal how much stuff came put of it. Bonnet, windscreen, roof, all 4 doors, tail gate, all coated in it. Had to take it to the car wash at lunchtime.

If I could post photos, I would.

What sort of bird could do that? Ostrich, Emu, Golden Eagle?

 

[USER1999]

So having had it washed, it is now raining.

 

[USER1999]

Absolutely hosing it down. Great.

 

[Wolf]

Getting an email from hospital asking me why I've missed my follow up appointment today 🙄
Ring them back and ask when was this appointment sent out to me, the receptionist says oh that's odd we have no record of sending you the appointment date 🙄
Well then Mrs Medical reception lady that's why I missed it you didn't send me it....

 

[Bazz]

First Europa league tie for us in years and we could be at places with terrible away allocations

 

[Slime]

The current TU advert.

 

[Beezerk]

Going to double up here.

That crap guitarist at the cricket world cup.

The female commentator on Radio 5 womens world cup coverage, awful.

 

[Crazyface]

Trying my hardest to get early nights and sleep well and wake up even more tired than before. Feeling like I'm running on absolute empty at the moment and even the coffee isn't making a difference

A great song to nod off to is "Lullaby for Francies" by Ian Dury. Try that! Have it playing on a loop, but I'm usually asleep inside the first playing. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Orikoru]

After discussing Giroud being past it with some pals, I looked up his age and found he is 3 weeks younger than me. More upsetting than irritating actually. At least I'm more handsome than him, I'll always have that.

 

[BubbaP]

After discussing Giroud being past it with some pals, I looked up his age and found he is 3 weeks younger than me. More upsetting than irritating actually. At least I'm more handsome than him, I'll always have that.

Ha ha, wait till the GPs/police/etc. start looking "a bit young". 😁

 

[Dando]

the fridge in my caravan isn't working and they no longer make that model

the replacement model costs £750!

 

[patricks148]

Rupert chasing a duck around a pond on the new bit of Torvean last night for over an Hour, the stupid thing only had to fly off, instead it kept going around him in circles...the little idiot

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Going to double up here.

That crap guitarist at the cricket world cup.

The female commentator on Radio 5 womens world cup coverage, awful.

You could use the phrase "the female commentator on Radio 5" - that should cover everything wrong with that station

 

[Kellfire]

You could use the phrase "the female commentator on Radio 5" - that should cover everything wrong with that station

Ah, so you’re a sexist. Can’t say I’m shocked.

 

[Pin-seeker]

Ah, so you’re a sexist. Can’t say I’m shocked.

But hey at least you’re a great person 👍🏻

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Rupert chasing a duck around a pond on the new bit of Torvean last night for over an Hour, the stupid thing only had to fly off, instead it kept going around him in circles...the little ***

You could always have him on a lead, instead of terrorising nature...

 

[user2010]

You could always have him on a lead, instead of terrorising nature...

Or try training him properly.

 

[Lazkir]

the fridge in my caravan isn't working and they no longer make that model

the replacement model costs £750!

If it's one of the absorbtion models there's often an easy fix for those. You can tell because they don't have a compressor.
Even if it's a compressor type then it can be fixed for way less than £750!