Random Irritations

[Wolf]

I've had this from my wife previously as well. It's just weird, she knows it is irrational but equally it doesn't stop her having the hump.

Absolutely mental, totally irrational but somehow our fault 🤣

I'm regularly in the dog house for this. in her dreams i'm hugh heffner.

If only in real life aye 😉

 

[Imurg]

I'm regularly in the dog house for this. in MY dreams i'm hugh heffner.

Fixed that for ya Scotty

 

[bobmac]

How long is a rain shower supposed to last?

 

[Imurg]

How long is a rain shower supposed to last?

Officially less than 20 minutes - then it becomes rain.

 

[Dan2501]

What does it become when it's been raining constantly for a week?

 

[Wolf]

What does it become when it's been raining constantly for a week?

Biblical 🤔

 

[williamalex1]

Maybe she physic or psychotic . But did you do it or would you or will you.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

What does it become when it's been raining constantly for a week?

A regular week in the NW of England .

I would say it becomes a deluge.

On the upside, the resevoirs will be full. Think of all that lovely water filling the Lake District ready for you to use.

 

[Lazkir]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

It's when she wakes up from a dream like this, laughs and says "Yeah, like anyone would want to kiss you".

That's the time to really worry.

 

[Wolf]

Maybe she physic or psychotic . But did you do it or would you or will you.

If it was Jennifer Aniston I maybe be persuaded 😂

 

[Imurg]

What does it become when it's been raining constantly for a week?

A random irritation?

 

[GaryK]

I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

You should of asked your Mrs if the other woman was fit

 

[patricks148]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

think yourself lucky you didn't shag her as well

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Cheers both.
Not sure it can be bruised as it didn't hit the ground..
Good job I'm not Fragger - I'd have been in hospital and had surgery already

Git 😂

 

[Slime]

You should of asked your Mrs if the other woman was fit

Maybe the other woman was her mother!

 

[Imurg]

Git 😂

Tell me I'm wrong.....

 

[Dando]

Just had an email from titleist about their new stand bag with a glowing review from.... Charley Hoffman.
Hardly going to be impartial given his titleist bag is full titleist bats and balls

 

[anotherdouble]

Just had an email from titleist about their new stand bag with a glowing review from.... Charley Hoffman.
Hardly going to be impartial given his titleist bag is full titleist bats and balls

That’s rather cynical of you Mr D😩

 

[AmandaJR]

Picking the worst week weather-wise for a week in Norfolk. Last year it was wall to wall sunshine and it seems this year we paid heavily for that! Dogs are soggy but tired (us too) so came home today rather than Saturday as planned. If you're going to watch the rain batter the windows then may as well do it from the comfort of your own home.

Now have I managed to get the water out of my brain and put this in the right thread?!

 

[AmandaJR]

Oh and on the dream thing - I'm right with Mrs Wolf. You wake up feeling like it really happened and even when you realise it was just a dream that emotion takes a while to settle! So many times I've woken David and said "you left me in my dream last night and were so horrible"!