Random Irritations

[PhilTheFragger]

Had a customer who’s WiFi kept dropping out, coincided with the wireless doorbell being rung.

Quick change of WiFi channel later, no more dropouts 👍😂

 

[Blue in Munich]

Commentators that don't know he difference between a Yorker and a low full toss that is played on.

 

[Slime]

Commentators that don't know he difference between a Yorker and a low full toss that is played on.

And commentators who think the plural of stadium is stadiums.

 

[Dando]

But not as good as looking for your ball...

At times it’ll be easier looking for lost tribes in the Amazon than my golf balls

 

[Kellfire]

And commentators who think the plural of stadium is stadiums.

Stadiums is perfectly acceptable English, though I personally would say stadia.

 

[Dando]

People coming back from New Zealand

 

[Imurg]

Played solo yesterday on a very damp course.
Got to the 16th and hit a good drive.
Slipped on the way off the tee box and landed on my back
Got up and shook myself down.
Back was a bit stiff but I've had worse.
The pain in the right knee didn't start until after my approach to the green.
I could feel I'd tweaked something but played the last 2. Got home and could barely get out of the car.
Knee was the size of a football and lumpy where it isn't normally.
Great!
A bit better this morning but tomorrow's qualifier is in doubt.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Played solo yesterday on a very damp course.
Got to the 16th and hit a good drive.
Slipped on the way off the tee box and landed on my back
Got up and shook myself down.
Back was a bit stiff but I've had worse.
The pain in the right knee didn't start until after my approach to the green.
I could feel I'd tweaked something but played the last 2. Got home and could barely get out of the car.
Knee was the size of a football and lumpy where it isn't normally.
Great!
A bit better this morning but tomorrow's qualifier is in doubt.

Not quite in the Chris Froome category of injury but not good matey. Plenty of ice on it and hope it gets better soon

 

[Dando]

Played solo yesterday on a very damp course.
Got to the 16th and hit a good drive.
Slipped on the way off the tee box and landed on my back
Got up and shook myself down.
Back was a bit stiff but I've had worse.
The pain in the right knee didn't start until after my approach to the green.
I could feel I'd tweaked something but played the last 2. Got home and could barely get out of the car.
Knee was the size of a football and lumpy where it isn't normally.
Great!
A bit better this morning but tomorrow's qualifier is in doubt.

Not good mate.
Hope it’s just bruised and nothing more serious

 

[Imurg]

Cheers both.
Not sure it can be bruised as it didn't hit the ground..
Good job I'm not Fragger - I'd have been in hospital and had surgery already

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Cheers both.
Not sure it can be bruised as it didn't hit the ground..
Good job I'm not Fragger - I'd have been in hospital and had surgery already

I hear they have a bed on 24/7 stand by for him these days and he has his on team of physicians

 

[Imurg]

I hear they have a bed on 24/7 stand by for him these days and he has his on team of physicians

He's been on first name terms the NHS since he was about 7

 

[Crazyface]

Who's that? I'm Halifax and it's.pretty much 100% paperless

Santander did the same with us, and Co-op

 

[Crazyface]

Cheshire East Council. All aspects. Website, planning, all staff etc etc etc

 

[Wolf]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

 

[Imurg]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I missed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

Perfectly logical..

 

[Wolf]

Perfectly logical..

I said that to her and it made it worse because apparently being a bloke I wouldn't understand 🙄

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

I've had this from my wife previously as well. It's just weird, she knows it is irrational but equally it doesn't stop her having the hump.

 

[Kellfire]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

Thing is though, when we first wake up we sometimes simply can’t separate the dream from reality. The emotions are so real. She’ll realise her idiocy by tonight.

 

[Rooter]

Waking up this morning to find my Mrs had the absolute raving hump with me and I can't do anything right.. Went to bed last night both laughing and joking, so what's the issue I asked?

The answer I kissed another woman in her dream last night so as a result this morning I'm an ***.. 🙄

I'm regularly in the dog house for this. in her dreams i'm hugh heffner.