Orikoru
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Thunderstorms due for football training tonight. 
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Robin Hood
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HMRC 😡
USER1999
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Masonry nails that bend like plasticine, even when being hammered into cement.
Thunderstorms due for football training tonight.
what is this "football training" you speak of?
Orikoru
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It's what our Sunday team lads call the weekly kickabout.
Captainron
Big Hitting, South African Sweary Person
More like a cheeky little seshIt's what our Sunday team lads call the weekly kickabout.
More like a cheeky little sesh
It's what our Sunday team lads call the weekly kickabout.
surely the weekly kickabout is on a sunday?
I don't think my vets team could cope with training and playing a game in the same week.
Orikoru
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Wednesday is training, for the match on Sunday. But 'training' is nothing more than a kickabout really.
And if it was this I really wouldn't be worried about the rain!More like a cheeky little sesh
Having to explain again to mrs Dando that her daughter isn’t insured to do her beauty work at home
bobmac
Major Champion
Two guys from a fencing company were replacing a neighbours fence, 3 doors along the road so I popped along and asked if they could give me a quote for a job I wanted doing. ''yes, no problem''
That was Tuesday morning.
Yesterday afternoon I went back.
Finished, packed up, gone and no quote.
That was Tuesday morning.
Yesterday afternoon I went back.
Finished, packed up, gone and no quote.
bobmac
Major Champion
People who tell me ''life's too short''
What do you do that's longer?
What do you do that's longer?
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Follow a seniors fourball at my club.
Captain's Day on Saturday, first comp of the year off white tees. An extra 400yds and the course is closed today due to the overnight deluge, 2 days after snow would have soaked it through as well. Saturday is going to be a long slog plus a 0.1 on the h/cap 
Beezerk
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Captain's Day on Saturday, first comp of the year off white tees. An extra 400yds and the course is closed today due to the overnight deluge, 2 days after snow would have soaked it through as well. Saturday is going to be a long slog plus a 0.1 on the h/cap
We’ve got the pairs match play knockout on Saturday, me and Alan are first out at 8am, next round is midday if we get through. Weather forecast says rain all day.
I can see us shaking hands on the first tee “we’ll done lads†and walking back in 😂
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Pre booking seats on a plane that according to the company's website was nearly full, only to find it half full at the airport and that we needn't have spent the money.
And noticing on the return flight boarding cards that we had been moved 11 rows forward of our pre booked seats
, only to find out the plane had been swapped for one with a different seating configuration and that we weren't in the posh seats after all.
And noticing on the return flight boarding cards that we had been moved 11 rows forward of our pre booked seats
, only to find out the plane had been swapped for one with a different seating configuration and that we weren't in the posh seats after all.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Football pundits in general.
Jermaine Jenas in particular. An unparalleled ability to talk utter garbage to create a point that doesn't actually exist.
Jermaine Jenas in particular. An unparalleled ability to talk utter garbage to create a point that doesn't actually exist.
FAB90
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Kids soft play areas during the holidays
Beezerk
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Absolutely stuffed from my hotel bar meal and I can’t fit in another pint ðŸ˜
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Tuesday morning I was dropping the little one off to Nursery and another mother ( who is a snob ) was dropping off her son , she was rushing around which is normal and pretty ran away as soon as her son walked in the room , he was very quiet so when the key worker went to take his coat off they said he clearly felt warm , took his temp and he had a fever 🤒- so they tried to phone his mum to get permission to give him calpol but couldn’t get hold of her for an hour even though she had just left.
Finally when they got hold of her she said that he had already been given calpol a few hours before , so clearly she knew the little lad wasn’t feeling too well but still took him into nursery - so it’s no surprise that this morning my little one wasn’t feeling too great with a high temp 😢 so she stayed at home because we don’t want to pass on any illness to other kids. It seems this lady has done it before dropping the kid off when she knows he isn’t feeling too well 😡 - she quite clearly doesn’t care about other kids in the nursery and even dumping her own ill child off to nursery isn’t great parenting
Random irritation - selfish parents who don’t realise that kids pass illnesses around quickly - if you child isn’t well leave them at home , that’s what we do even though we know we still pay for the day
Finally when they got hold of her she said that he had already been given calpol a few hours before , so clearly she knew the little lad wasn’t feeling too well but still took him into nursery - so it’s no surprise that this morning my little one wasn’t feeling too great with a high temp 😢 so she stayed at home because we don’t want to pass on any illness to other kids. It seems this lady has done it before dropping the kid off when she knows he isn’t feeling too well 😡 - she quite clearly doesn’t care about other kids in the nursery and even dumping her own ill child off to nursery isn’t great parenting
Random irritation - selfish parents who don’t realise that kids pass illnesses around quickly - if you child isn’t well leave them at home , that’s what we do even though we know we still pay for the day
chellie
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Tis the season of matchplay knockouts again and all that goes with setting a date........
