Random Irritations

[Slab]

Lack of urinal ettiqutte.
Popped to the gents before I left work and there are 5 urinals.
A guy was already at number 5.
Guy walked in in front of me and parked up at number 2!
Left me in a dilemma as I couldn’t avoid being next to one of them

I'll lay odds this guy knew exactly what he was doing. He also knew you'd never stand next to him (& guessing that your rationale would be that the guy in 1st would be 'finished' first)

Quality urinal bantz

 

[Beezerk]

Big fellas who try and use their size to intimidate you when you first meet them 🙄

 

[Kellfire]

Big fellas who try and use their size to intimidate you when you first meet them 🙄

You still talking about urinals?

 

[Beezerk]

You still talking about urinals?

George Michael style 🍌

 

[williamalex1]

Big fellas who try and use their size to intimidate you when you first meet them 🙄

Didn't I apologise for that

 

[Dando]

people who still believe what was implied on the side of "that bus"

 

[USER1999]

3 fat chinese birds murdering popular music as I try to enjoy flat Stella at the Ramada airport hotel in Shanghai. The Stella isxat least cold. One thing they do have right.

Oh, and Nordvpn have charged me a years subscription at £76 despite me cancelling their free trial on Wednesday. Twice.

 

[patricks148]

people who don't understand that a green light means go, not stopping at the junction looking at your phone or just stopping for no reason

 

[USER1999]

Digital toilets. Yep. They exist.

 

[AmandaJR]

"Hun" - I'm not your hun or honey or anything similar...

 

[patricks148]

Digital toilets. Yep. They exist.

what if you loose signal right in the middle of a dump?

 

[patricks148]

"Hun" - I'm not your hun or honey or anything similar...

wasn't a goofy ginger bloke in a green and white stripped top was it?

 

[AmandaJR]

wasn't a goofy ginger bloke in a green and white stripped top was it?

Confused - who do you mean??

Actually it seems to be very common on forums/facebook from female to female!

 

[patricks148]

Confused - who do you mean??

Actually it seems to be very common on forums/facebook from female to female!

a Celtic fan?

 

[AmandaJR]

a Celtic fan?

Had to google that - new one on me!

 

[cookelad]

Never understood why companies don't save themselves a little bit of cash and just forget about the middle urinal, unless you're at a concert or football match with a limited amount of time nobody's taking the centre option

 

[user2010]

The constant misspelling of Titleist on this Golf forum.

 

[patricks148]

Taxi drivers who think Red Traffic lights are just pretty lights for show

 

[Imurg]

The staggeringly large number of people who have absolutely no idea what to do when confronted with flashing amber lights at a Pelican crossing

 

[PhilTheFragger]

The staggeringly large number of people who have absolutely no idea what to do when confronted with flashing amber lights at a Pelican crossing

Why is it called a pelican crossing?
No idea, certainly nothing pelican related that I can fathom .