A96, just arrived in Aberdeen for a course, but some of the driving I’ve just seen, wow!!
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Neilds
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Giving things ‘spectacular’ names to make them seem exciting - usually things like the moon. First it was a blood moon, then that wasn’t good enough so it became a super blood moon, now it is a super snow moon.
It’s the moon, that’s been good enough for thousands of years - why are we trying to pimp it up? Is there some sort of advertising campaign being run for the man in the moon?
It’s the moon, that’s been good enough for thousands of years - why are we trying to pimp it up? Is there some sort of advertising campaign being run for the man in the moon?
Bunkermagnet
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No, it’s just a way of trying to sell it’s cheese
some of the driving up here ive seen too Brian, its little surprise so many are killed on the roads
Turning up to work to find my office has become an equipment dumping ground. Mind you the oxygen may help later and if I can wire the pump syringe up to some alcohol I could be in business.
Wolf
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Remember seeing Steve-O of Jackass fame doing an episode where he had Vodka administered intravenously through a drip to see how different the effects are from drinking it. He has something like 2 small pumps (not sure what the volume was set to) and he was absolutely hammered straight away..
If you ever managed it Homer you're a braver man than I would ever be or would that be more foolish 😉
Beezerk
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Greg James.
Just having a nose to see if they've left any painkillers in any of them as my back is a bit sore today! I have physio tilt table, patient chair, pump syringe, a ventilator, oxygen and a transfer trolley sitting in here. They definitely weren't here when I left at 3.00. Bit annoying and I have the technicians on the case to sort!
Slime
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Giving impending storms a name.
Wolf
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My youngest often moans daddy's beard is to prickly so made her a promise I'd shave it off and did so last night, instantly she looked at me weird as she never seen me clean shaven and cried as it wasn't daddy 😂
Mrs Wolf often moans about it needing a moisturise to so thought she'd be happy with me having a shave.. Instead she walks through the door and says what have you done please don't dream of turning up to our wedding looking like that 😂
The worst part is I do now actually looked like a tattoed 12 year old boy... I'm never being clean shaven again..
Mrs Wolf often moans about it needing a moisturise to so thought she'd be happy with me having a shave.. Instead she walks through the door and says what have you done please don't dream of turning up to our wedding looking like that 😂
The worst part is I do now actually looked like a tattoed 12 year old boy... I'm never being clean shaven again..
Crazyface
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I hope you have plenty of mirrors in your house, just in case you find yourself alone and have no one to argue with.
Wolf
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Is your office really a blue police box with infinite space...
If that much was left in my office I wouldn't get through the door.. Its like the old BBC broom cupboard minus Gordon the Gopher and cool sound equipment.
Crazyface
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If you are ill now need to be seen. When I lived in Manchester the doc's i was signed up to had an open clinic every day. You just turned up and EVERYONE got seen until there was no one left. Monday's and Fridays were VERY busy due to skivers and dead lgs who wanted long weekends. Same applies now. Mondays and Fridays get booked up with these people. Doctors will see you if you turn up. If you are ill, for whatever reason, and I'm lucky that I'm not ill much, but when I am I expect to be seen and sorted. Just remind me again what GP's get paid?
Kellfire
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The amount GPs get paid is irrelevant - if they're overworked and tired they might make mistakes which is potentially incredibly dangerous.
Far bigger than an idiot of my standing needs but the only place that has a lockable door as I have access to some confidential material. I think it was an old patient pay with walls banged up so pretty roomy.
going to meet my brother who over from Dubai for a couple of drinks and a meal at 6.30PM yesterday evening
Rolled in at 4.30AM this morning now dog Rough
Rolled in at 4.30AM this morning now dog Rough
GreiginFife
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going to meet my brother who over from Dubai for a couple of drinks and a meal at 6.30PM yesterday evening
Rolled in at 4.30AM this morning now dog Rough
I admire his dedication, that's some journey for a couple of drinks. Wouldn't fancy his taxi fare home 😉ðŸ˜
Piece
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Another kidney stone passed this morning. 
USER1999
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Probably picked up a speeding ticket going down to Sandbanks. The only bit of motorway in the whole trip where I got to go faster than 40.
Get down here, nose bleed. Unpack, go down to dinner, nose bleed.
Wake up this morning at 6.30 when the phone rings. Mrs Mogs father died at 6.20 this morning. Not unexpected, but timing.
Still, went for a nice walk today. In the sunshine.
Get down here, nose bleed. Unpack, go down to dinner, nose bleed.
Wake up this morning at 6.30 when the phone rings. Mrs Mogs father died at 6.20 this morning. Not unexpected, but timing.
Still, went for a nice walk today. In the sunshine.
srixon 1
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Another kidney stone passed this morning.
Been there, done that. I feel your pain. Ouch.
