PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Oh the mirth and irony that would bring, however, I am fair and unfortunately he hasnt gone far enough.......this time
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Oh the mirth and irony that would bring, however, I am fair and unfortunately he hasnt gone far enough.......this time
bobmac
Major Champion
Is that why Granny Fragger doesn't post any more?
Wolf
Well-known member
Had exactly this yesterday with DPD note said parcel left with neighbour! What they meant by that is left in back garden propped against wall in pouring rain...
That alone bad enough but even funnier is the card that said left with neighbour because we don't have any neighbours...
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Yea, I think last time they said rear porch they meant in the back garden leaning up against the conservatory. In my 'safe place' instructions I normally say hide it in the side alley (got some other junk there which would conceal it), but he has to walk through that alley to get to the back garden where he left it, so it's obvious nobody reads those 'safe place' instructions they ask you to put in.
chrisd
Major Champion
Oh the mirth and irony that would bring, however, I am fair and unfortunately he hasnt gone far enough.......this time
Any chance of a list of words we can and cant use? ðŸ‘
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Chris that reminds me of when I was at school and the master in charge of the computer room set the PCs and printers not to print swear words knowing what all the pupils were like.
So some clever so-and-so accessed the list of the swear words that were banned and sent them to every printer in the school 20 times. Got a week's suspension from the computer room for that
So some clever so-and-so accessed the list of the swear words that were banned and sent them to every printer in the school 20 times. Got a week's suspension from the computer room for that
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Err no.
General rule of thumb, if the word you are thinking of is likely to appear in GM magazine, then it is likely to be ok . Otherwise , not
This list is not exhaustive 😎ðŸ‘
Wolf
Well-known member
HDID, trying to register with the website yet tells me nobody with my name exists at my club, yet I've got email confirmation from the club with my new handicap record and HDI lD number 
Wilson
Head Pro
Great Western Railway - I got on the train that said it was going to my destination, departing at 4.45, at 4.46 they announced the train would now be the 5.15 so I went and got on the 5.00 - at 5.03 they cancelled the 5.00 and I’m now back in the same seat on the 5.15!
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Not true; there was an article on you in GM yet misshits normally gets banned...
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
I did say the list was not exhaustiveNot true; there was an article on you in GM yet misshits normally gets banned...
True, The old forum software would have asterisked “misshits†out , but the new stuff doesn’t ,
Get with the program young man 😎
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
"Sleet showers " they said.......
If that was a sleet shower then Fragger played off scratch!!!
2 inches in no time at all a few miles from home....
If that was a sleet shower then Fragger played off scratch!!!
2 inches in no time at all a few miles from home....
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
Yvonne Fletcher memorial has now also been defaced...
Don't people understand respect anymore? ðŸ˜
Don't people understand respect anymore? ðŸ˜
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Snow. Really don't like snow. I need to get to work tomorrow. Snow is pants.
People at home who see the forecast for snow but don’t bother taking the dog out while it’s dry. I’ve just got in from work and now need to walk him in the snow
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Ant & Dec.
Homer
Active member
Was she on Blue Peter?
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
No she was the police officer shot dead outside the Embassy of Libya in 1984
Surely you are capable of a quick google search, why would there be a memorial to a Blue Peter presenter?
🤔
Homer
Active member
No idea - never heard of it. Perhaps more explanation needed in the OP?
at least they forcast it, all we got was clear skys and low temps, woke up to a fair covering
