Random Irritations

[USER1999]

Rain. More specifically rain while I am playing golf. Even more specifically, under prepared playing partners. The forecast today was wet. All day. There was a bit of a lull, so we went out. 2 holes in, wet again. Straight away, the other 3 want to walk in. Player 1, no waterproof trousers. Where are they? In the car. Wet gloves? Left them at home. Player 2, owns at least 6 sets of waterproofs, incl GG. Doesn't do rain. Can we walk in. Player 3, fully kitted up, can we walk in. Played 4 holes.
Now drying everything out. I would be doing this anyway, but for 4 holes?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Rain. More specifically rain while I am playing golf. Even more specifically, under prepared playing partners. The forecast today was wet. All day. There was a bit of a lull, so we went out. 2 holes in, wet again. Straight away, the other 3 want to walk in. Player 1, no waterproof trousers. Where are they? In the car. Wet gloves? Left them at home. Player 2, owns at least 6 sets of waterproofs, incl GG. Doesn't do rain. Can we walk in. Player 3, fully kitted up, can we walk in. Played 4 holes.
Now drying everything out. I would be doing this anyway, but for 4 holes?

Shock horror, Met office gets it right for once and catches everyone out

I’d sue them 😂

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Feeling crap and a spent most of the day taking paracetamol and laying in bed. Given the rain first thing don't feel I missed out on much

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Junior Shark turned 18 yesterday and there are now 20 of her college friends taking over our house for a party. No way I'm going out to leave them to it so myself and Mrs Shark are upstairs wondering what will be left of the Shark residence in the morning.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Junior Shark turned 18 yesterday and there are now 20 of her college friends taking over our house for a party. No way I'm going out to leave them to it so myself and Mrs Shark are upstairs wondering what will be left of the Shark residence in the morning.

Good luck with that
Have you hid the alcohol, taken up the carpets, removed the toilet roll and turned the water off?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Junior Shark turned 18 yesterday and there are now 20 of her college friends taking over our house for a party. No way I'm going out to leave them to it so myself and Mrs Shark are upstairs wondering what will be left of the Shark residence in the morning.

I remember you at that age. IN the words of Fraser "you're doomed"

 

[Deleted member 18645]

There is more alcohol downstairs than at a forum meet. The toilet roll holder went in the last party. That was the one where two of her college friends took spacehoppers on to the trampoline for a UFC style death match and destroyed the netting. Wish I'd seen it - that sounds like a classic gag.

 

[richart]

James McLean

 

[woofers]

The phrase 'Crimbo'

 

[Norrin Radd]

boxing judges

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Junior Shark turned 18 yesterday and there are now 20 of her college friends taking over our house for a party. No way I'm going out to leave them to it so myself and Mrs Shark are upstairs wondering what will be left of the Shark residence in the morning.

Hope it went well without you needing to do much cleaning/tidying up/decorating after

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Took up a load of old floor tiles pending new vinyl flooring going down in a weeks time.

That was easy

Now chipping 12 m2 of old tile adhesive off

Utter cow of a job

💩

 

[Imurg]

Took up a load of old floor tiles pending new vinyl flooring going down in a weeks time.

That was easy

Now chipping 12 m2 of old tile adhesive off

Utter cow of a job

💩

You be careful you don't chip the end off your finger - what with your eyesight being so dodgy..........

 

[Neilds]

Organised religion is the single biggest evil in the world. Christening a child is the first step in indoctrinating them into that evil.

Disagreeing with someone’s beliefs and trying to force your beliefs on them is probably a bigger evil.

I can even tolerate vegans as long as they don’t force me to give up meat 😋

 

[Piece]

Kidney stones.

Passed a small one this morning.

JFC...the pain.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Kidney stones.

Passed a small one this morning.

JFC...the pain.

Know all about that, not nice
At least it’s out
Hope there aren’t any more 👍

 

[dewsweeper]

Kidney stones.

Passed a small one this morning.

JFC...the pain.

Sympathy .

 

[Slime]

Bank/building Society adverts that say 'We're here for you'.
Well, you're not!
You're here for your shareholders and I'm not one of them ............................... so jog on and stop the bullcrap!

 

[AmandaJR]

Carragher
Pickford
Klopp

All three equally!

 

[chrisd]

Carragher
Pickford
Klopp

All three equally!

But definitely in the right order 😁