Random Irritations

[Pin-seeker]

There's just been a Police report of a suspicious bloke in wellies and a dressing gown seen peering into windows and ringing doorbells in the middle of the night...
Maybe he was sleepwalking and the barking dogs were in the houses he targeted....

Threatening to give the dogs infractions.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Threatening to give the dogs infractions.

Right , you’re all in my little black book 😂😂😂😂

 

[Slime]

I would say Jose Mourinho, but he's no longer a random irritation, more of a permanent one ............................ and that's irritating!

 

[Pin-seeker]

Right , you’re all in my little black book 😂😂😂😂

Don’t know what’s worse,you roaming the streets in the middle of the night in dressing gown & wellies.
Or Tashy chatting up ladyboys in his speedos & Crocks 😂😂

 

[Norrin Radd]

methinks that you should have got the dog and put it in your back garden ,then see how they like it.

 

[USER1999]

I washed and polished my car yesterday. The forecast was ok for the week, and it needed doing.

It rained this morning.

That is bad enough, but I have come home to find it pasted in what comes out of birds. They have left it alone for weeks, but the moment after I have got the polish out, whoosh.

 

[AmandaJR]

I washed and polished my car yesterday. The forecast was ok for the week, and it needed doing.

It rained this morning.

That is bad enough, but I have come home to find it pasted in what comes out of birds. They have left it alone for weeks, but the moment after I have got the polish out, whoosh.

The story of my life. I obsessively look at forecasts more for when to clean my car than play golf.

 

[bobmac]

I washed and polished my car yesterday. The forecast was ok for the week, and it needed doing.

It rained this morning.

That is bad enough, but I have come home to find it pasted in what comes out of birds. They have left it alone for weeks, but the moment after I have got the polish out, whoosh.

Didn't you know that car polish is a natural laxitive for birds?

 

[Crazyface]

Lunatic drivers who have no idea about how round-a-bouts work. How I didn't ram the richard head I just don't know. Gave my heart a bit of a work out, and my lungs and vocal chords.

 

[Beezerk]

Ebay listings, the majority of which are from China even though they are listed as being in Manchester, London, Birmingham etc.
You can't buy anything now on there which doesn't seem to come from the Far East.

 

[Slime]

BMWs, because they are not rectangular in shape.


That's the only reason I can think of that means they can only park in a parking space DIAGONALLY!!

 

[Imurg]

BMWs, because they are not rectangular in shape.


That's the only reason I can think of that means they can only park in a parking space DIAGONALLY!!

And there's me thinking it's because the driver is a knob...every day's a school day

 

[AmandaJR]

Ebay listings, the majority of which are from China even though they are listed as being in Manchester, London, Birmingham etc.
You can't buy anything now on there which doesn't seem to come from the Far East.

Drives me mad as selecting UK Listings only is a waste of time. I look at the expected delivery date as that usually is a sign and then their business address at he end of the listing. Very frustrating though and Ebay should put a stop to it.

 

[Slime]

Animals in TV adverts for human products, especially animals that are pretending to dance, sing or talk!

 

[Wilson]

My wife asking me to collect a package from next door, and it turning out to be a shoe bench which needs building at 8.30pm, especially after a 4.30am start.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

The Mod who took down a blatant spam attempt on the Lounge page asking for a date for an older female golfer. That would have been so entertaining …..

Either that or Fragger is in there already and didn't want any competition

 

[Bunkermagnet]

The Mod who took down a blatant spam attempt on the Lounge page asking for a date for an older female golfer. That would have been so entertaining …..

Either that or Fragger is in there already and didn't want any competition

Now if it had been for a gardener.........

 

[PhilTheFragger]

The Mod who took down a blatant spam attempt on the Lounge page asking for a date for an older female golfer. That would have been so entertaining …..

Either that or Fragger is in there already and didn't want any competition

Chortle

There is more than one mod on here you know

Missed that post, was playing golf with Imurg, shame might have applied, except I gather she was looking for an older gentleman

 

[Deleted member 18645]

She was apparently between 60 and 75 which puts her right in your bracket. Unless you had to give her shots. Way too young for chrisd of course

 

[Dando]

Chortle

There is more than one mod on here you know

Missed that post, was playing golf with Imurg, shame might have applied, except I gather she was looking for an older gentleman

I thought you wouldn't be a match as she wanted a golfer!