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Random Irritations

Something went spang in my left hand today. Flipping painfull. Managed to finish the round, by trying to hold the club differently. Played ok, but still painfull now. Could really do with it calming down. Not sure what it is, but if it is still there tomorrow, doctor visit pending.
 
Getting an email from the lottery regarding Friday's Euro millions draw. Couldn't open it over the weekend, didn't have the password on my phone and I've been away. Got back, opened it. Not the £63m jackpot, I'd won £2.60 :mad:. Why the Heck bother giving out £2.60?
 
To discover in the middle of the sermon that switching my phone to silent does not mute an alarm I set for last Sunday, and mistakenly set it to repeat every Sunday. What the Anglicans thought of this reformed church nuisance visiting them I care not to dwell on. But it was very embarrassing.
 
Being told by an actor in an advertisement that knowing I'll be accepted for a credit card before applying will "change my life".
It's not often I want to inflict pain on people but in this case I might need to seek out whoever dreamt up that garbage.
 
Being told by an actor in an advertisement that knowing I'll be accepted for a credit card before applying will "change my life".
It's not often I want to inflict pain on people but in this case I might need to seek out whoever dreamt up that garbage.

It's probably the same muppet who promises I could win the holiday of my dreams, but it turns out the holiday is in Spain!
Or the home of my dreams, but it turns out the house costs less than £1M.
They have no idea what my dreams consist of !!!!!
 
1. men that sit next to you with their legs so far apart that they must have the biggest testicles in human history
2. men that sit cross legged. I've made in my business to not trust any man that sits cross legged, its amazing how many times thats done me a favour.
 
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