Random Irritations

[Dando]

Browsing a well known auction site and seeing a set of lefty mp32’s and MS-1’s for sale.

not sure mrs dando will be happy with 4 sets of old Mizuno blades in the summer house

 

[Blue in Munich]

Insurance companies who continue to raid your bank account after you've cancelled your policy. :angry:

 

[Slab]

I'll bite
Why?

My commute takes me past one of the factories where they cook and can them
Some days the air is rather fishy, but not fresh fishy 😱


On plus side, when I'm off and pop down to harbour you can see the sport fishing guys coming back with their catch and its cool to see up close what kind of beast goes in the can

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Watch it - you might just become emulsional 

That would just be glossing over the issues ….. your turn.

 

[chrisd]

That would just be glossing over the issues ….. your turn.

You could be satin a comfy cinema with a box of popcorn .....

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Watch it - you might just become emulsional 😁

You could be satin a comfy cinema with a box of popcorn .....

That would just be glossing over the issues ….. your turn.

Think you lot are treading on eggshells 😂

 

[Blue in Munich]

Think you lot are treading on eggshells 😂

Does that qualify as a brush with the authorities? You two better roller over and give in; think of it as “cut in” your losses.

I’ll get my top coat....... 😁

 

[Captainron]

People who smash the poppadum stack when it arrives. WHY? I want a whole poppadum, not little shards an crumbs that I have to pick up!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Watch it - you might just become emulsional 😁

You could be satin a comfy cinema with a box of popcorn .....

That would just be glossing over the issues ….. your turn.

Does that qualify as a brush with the authorities? You two better roller over and give in; think of it as “cut in” your losses.

I’ll get my top coat....... 😁

You big drip, someone is going to give you the brush off 😂😂😂

 

[Blue in Munich]

You big drip, someone is going to give you the brush off 😂😂😂

Pots and kettles Fragger, pots and kettles.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kellfire]

Mama Mia. The first one was dire and the second one is being plugged everywhere. They are now releasing songs from the film one by one and the latest wailing is terrible. I like a bit of Abba, not ashamed to say it, but hearing a pub singer of an actress singing it is not good. (I know Cher has done one but I'm not including that one)

I like to ask women why they like Mamma Mia so much, when it's essentially about a slutty woman who put it about so much she doesn't know who the father of her kid is. How is that a nice story? What's heart warming about it at all?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

My commute takes me past one of the factories where they cook and can them
Some days the air is rather fishy, but not fresh fishy 


On plus side, when I'm off and pop down to harbour you can see the sport fishing guys coming back with their catch and its cool to see up close what kind of beast goes in the can

We have a shellfish factory 50 metres from my factory. Most days it is okay but when the bins are full, the weather warm and the wind in the wrong direction it can make you gag. The smell of fresh fish is not a problem but as you say, the smell is not fresh. Not one of lifes pleasures.

 

[Lord Tyrion]

I like to ask women why they like Mamma Mia so much, when it's essentially about a slutty woman who put it about so much she doesn't know who the father of her kid is. How is that a nice story? What's heart warming about it at all?

Analyse the story to Pretty Woman and it is the same. When did prostitution become a feel good story?

 

[Orikoru]

I like to ask women why they like Mamma Mia so much, when it's essentially about a slutty woman who put it about so much she doesn't know who the father of her kid is. How is that a nice story? What's heart warming about it at all?

:rofl: I've never seen it so had no idea what the plot was but that's hilarious. I figured the whole thing was just an attempt to crowbar as many Abba songs as they could into one narrative. Couldn't see the point personally. Just go and watch an Abba tribute act or something?

 

[Deleted member 16999]

Analyse the story to Pretty Woman and it is the same. When did prostitution become a feel good story?

Wash your mouth out! That’s a story about how love conquers all and saves lives!

 

[Kellfire]

Analyse the story to Pretty Woman and it is the same. When did prostitution become a feel good story?

Oh, I do. When people tell me the story is sweet, I quickly tell them they're wrong and put them straight. I'm fun at parties...

:rofl: I've never seen it so had no idea what the plot was but that's hilarious. I figured the whole thing was just an attempt to crowbar as many Abba songs as they could into one narrative. Couldn't see the point personally. Just go and watch an Abba tribute act or something?

The story = "Middle aged woman travels back to Kavos to find which of three 18-30 reps that she "enjoyed" is the father of her idiot child"

 

[MegaSteve]

Due to road closures... Having [seemingly] 30mins added to any journey so some MIGHT, at sometime in the distant future, save 20mins on their journey...

 

[Deleted member 18645]

You big drip, someone is going to give you the brush off 

When you strip things back to the basics, you find out someone's true colours.

 

[MegaSteve]

I like to ask women why they like Mamma Mia so much, when it's essentially about a slutty woman who put it about so much she doesn't know who the father of her kid is. How is that a nice story? What's heart warming about it at all?

It's about getting a little tiddly beforehand then a couple of hours of singing along followed by a few more chardonnays after...
What's not to like?

 

[Lord Tyrion]

It's about getting a little tiddly beforehand then a couple of hours of singing along followed by a few more chardonnays after...
What's not to like?

The singing, the ham acting, the forced happiness.

Mark Kermode, film critic, states that there is an inverse relationship between the amount of fun actors have on a film set compared to the amount of fun the viewer has watching it. The cast of Mama Mia look like they had a blast!