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chrisd

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We had random compulsory drug testing at work today.

Some of the youngsters were moaning they had just gone for a pee as the announcement was made so couldn't go again for a few hours and were held up going home for the weekend...

For once this 52 year old was a happy boy as it just needed 2 glasses of water and old age just let things flow ?


52? I'm quite surprised at that ?
 
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Took apart, sourced then bought replacement LED light strips for a 49" LG tv that looked all blue, fitted them ok, TV back together, switched on and TV picture right again BUT there is a small crack in the top right corner of the lcd screen, must've mishandled that, went carefully too. ?
 

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Watching the news and hearing about (insert preferred swear here) conning old people into paying for the “covid vaccine”
I'm getting a massive amount of emails telling my my PC may have the virus.......

Sorry, that was a flippant reply. They should just shoot the spineless git when they find him.
 

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Mass sock-based confusion in the ranks of Rotherham Utd. The socks have a red design on the side, but on some players the design is on the outside and some players have it on the inside. Either nobody told them which way round to do it, or some players have put their socks on the wrong feet. :LOL:
 

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Mrs d is ill in bed and asked for a bacon sandwich- not an issue.
When said sandwich was delivered she then asked for a coffee so another trip up the stairs ?
 

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Mass sock-based confusion in the ranks of Rotherham Utd. The socks have a red design on the side, but on some players the design is on the outside and some players have it on the inside. Either nobody told them which way round to do it, or some players have put their socks on the wrong feet. :LOL:
On a similar subject, the Millwall goalie wearing black when the team kit is dark blue... ?
The sock issue is worse than I thought, at least two of the players actually had two left socks or two right socks on! :LOL: I'm guessing all the socks were just chucked in a pile and people just grabbed any two, ha.
 

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The sock issue is worse than I thought, at least two of the players actually had two left socks or two right socks on! :LOL: I'm guessing all the socks were just chucked in a pile and people just grabbed any two, ha.
The socks obviously need L and R written on them.

Which reminds me of a joke...
<insert racial stereotype renowned for stupidity> man goes to buy a pair of wellies.
He notices they have L&R written on them and asks why.
"That's so you know which ones go on your left and right feet, sir".
"Ah", he replies, "that's clever. Now I understand why my wife's knickers have C&A written on them".
 
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