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Random Irritations

I’ve just been bitten by a spider
Put on a shirt that was on the bed and felt a sharp sting, put my hand there and felt an insect , so squished it through the shirt.

Looks like a false widow, got me 5 times, just a rash at the mo, but if I start spinning webs I’ll let you know ?
Remember and post the pics of you in your new Spider man outfit.
 
Mr Tesco, this morning, banging on about how many additional colleagues they've employed...
No mate, if they've been employed they are EMPLOYEES! :mad:….
People are always being rebranded. I missed the exact moment that I stopped being a 'passenger' on the tube and became simply a 'customer' but it happened. :LOL:
 
People are always being rebranded. I missed the exact moment that I stopped being a 'passenger' on the tube and became simply a 'customer' but it happened. :LOL:

We had to rebrand it again for assisting customer on the track to trespassers (going back to an older term)

Don't want to encourage more people to follow suit
 
Cyclists who come belting down a shared cycle/footpath and expect everyone else to just get out of their way and even then haven't got the decency to say thank you.
 
7 car accident on the M25 this morning, congestion everywhere, M25, A3 were chocka, no queues outside shops though, obviously too wet, so shedloads of cars were replacing the pedestrians, and, no cyclists, they’re all obviously fine weather riders, never saw one braving the weather ?

So off to the opposite thread to this now to celebrate no cyclists today ??? wusses ?
 
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The self serving bunch of accountants who are more worried about their image than the welfare of some of their staff changing their minds for the 3rd time in 3 weeks with how to deal with the current situation, not to mention the 2 tiered approach they are now taking (for this week at least)
 
People that go on social media sites telling everyone they have started to eat healthy,jog ,have started to go to the gym and have lost 5lbs in a week.
3 weeks later they have quit,started to eat more and basically gone back to where they were before.
Weak as piss will power

It's a tough journey that doesn't always run as smooth as hoped when setting out...
 
We had to rebrand it again for assisting customer on the track to trespassers (going back to an older term)

Don't want to encourage more people to follow suit

I remember getting stuck at Acton Town, on the last train home, many moons ago... Driver announced we were being delayed by a customer on track interaction...
 
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People that go on social media sites telling everyone they have started to eat healthy,jog ,have started to go to the gym and have lost 5lbs in a week.
3 weeks later they have quit,started to eat more and basically gone back to where they were before.
Weak as piss will power

glad its nice and easy for you, mind you dont knock the chip off your shoulder ;)
 
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