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Random Irritations

The lady across the road who is the wife of an ex policeman.

She has been out every day in the last week.Today she was out when we returned from our walk at 12.50 and has just returned. Earlier in the week she told my wife she had been to the shop for some ice for her gin. No parents to look after.

Suggestions welcome!
 
3offTheTee said:
The lady across the road who is the wife of an ex policeman.

She has been out every day in the last week.Today she was out when we returned from our walk at 12.50 and has just returned. Earlier in the week she told my wife she had been to the shop for some ice for her gin. No parents to look after.

Suggestions welcome!
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OMG you should definitely report them, it’s your civic duty. We can’t all be nhs heroes but we can do our bit!!
 
Bloody cat decided to try and climb the curtains last night and may be a little porky for such escapades. Curtains and pole now on the floor with a big chunk of plaster removed. Another job for the weekend.
 
Spoilers if you're half way through Red Dead Redemption 2...
...Arthur dies along with his horse, but then you just carry on playing as a different character. Why did they have to kill the horse?? I'd only just finally got to maximum bonding and then they bloody kill it off! Surely they could have written it so John escapes on Arthur's horse so you can keep using that horse?? Bah!
 
Queues outside Tesco keeping a nice 2-3 metre spacing....get in the shop and it's a free for all...
Arrows on the floor indicating a 1 way system...I seemed to be the only one following it...
The World is full of idiots...
 
First world problem - dishwasher's gone U/S. Two possible causes: circuit board (£90) and/or heat/pump unit (£180). Dilemma - replace both bits or turn old unit into a boat anchor and buy a new one.

I could trying convincing HID that washing up is good exercise will in isolation - it might be a suggestion that rebounds. :unsure:
 
Almost fainting infront of my girls.

Bloody house rabbit ran under my foot. In my haste to not trample it I booted the door frame. Only to notice my nail completely hanging off and a nice bit of wall are created of the blood. having pulled my own nails out a few times in my twenties due to eczema being so bad, I could handle the initial pain.

The missus then helped wrap a makeshift mini bandage around it a put a pin into my freshly exposed flesh. :sick:
 
drdel said:
First world problem - dishwasher's gone U/S. Two possible causes: circuit board (£90) and/or heat/pump unit (£180). Dilemma - replace both bits or turn old unit into a boat anchor and buy a new one.

I could trying convincing HID that washing up is good exercise will in isolation - it might be a suggestion that rebounds. :unsure:
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Bosch/Neff/Siemens?
What fault code is it showing?
 
Wolf said:
Well yesterday took the car for a spin to local shop to get some milk, bread etc. Got up this morning to find both nearside tyres completely flat, some how in that half mile round trip I've managed to get a nail in both sodding tyres ?

Fortunately we have Mrs Wolf Little car I can use for essential journeys but wish I'd bloody walked now..
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Maybe it's just me being suspicious but what are the chances of both nearside tyres? My first thought was it could be some idiotic vigilante who thought you should not be out driving and decided to jam a nail in each of the tires so they would penetrate as soon as you drove off. Somebody tell me to think better of people.
 
drdel said:
First world problem - dishwasher's gone U/S. Two possible causes: circuit board (£90) and/or heat/pump unit (£180). Dilemma - replace both bits or turn old unit into a boat anchor and buy a new one.

I could trying convincing HID that washing up is good exercise will in isolation - it might be a suggestion that rebounds. :unsure:
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Bunkermagnet said:
Bosch/Neff/Siemens?
What fault code is it showing?
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If it's any of the above then 90% heat pump. I've changed so many over the last few years. Having a heater that basically resembles a bit of tracking might have something to do with it! :mad:

The only consolation is that the pumps have come down in price over the years, somewhere around the £60 mark now.
 
Orikoru said:
Spoilers if you're half way through Red Dead Redemption 2...
...Arthur dies along with his horse, but then you just carry on playing as a different character. Why did they have to kill the horse?? I'd only just finally got to maximum bonding and then they bloody kill it off! Surely they could have written it so John escapes on Arthur's horse so you can keep using that horse?? Bah!
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The epilogue was dull af. hated it.
 
Papas1982 said:
Almost fainting infront of my girls.

Bloody house rabbit ran under my foot. In my haste to not trample it I booted the door frame. Only to notice my nail completely hanging off and a nice bit of wall are created of the blood. having pulled my own nails out a few times in my twenties due to eczema being so bad, I could handle the initial pain.

The missus then helped wrap a makeshift mini bandage around it a put a pin into my freshly exposed flesh. :sick:
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Ouch, don't they usually stick pins in voodoo dolls :ROFLMAO:
 
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