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Random Irritations

Pathetic Shark said:
So many irritations when you go to Tesco's or the like.
1. People parking in disabled spaces when they clearly are not (and definitely do not have a badge they have forgotten to display). Not guilty.
2. People parking in the families with children spaces when they are on their own. Guilty occassionally as I have a large pickup and the normal spaces are often too tight to get into depending on number of cars about. Camper van area is just too far away. Will likely continue until I'm told off.
3. People parking in the drop-off zone because they are too damn lazy to use a normal space. Not guilty
4. People parking on the double-yellow lines for the same reason. Not guilty
5. People leaving their trolleys right in the middle of an aisle and wandering off back round the store to get something they have forgotten. Guilty on occassion, but I do have bad back and hips, dont want to strain myself if I've just forgotten the milk. Damn trolleys never run straight.
6. People standing back to scan an aisle and then getting the hump when you walk in front of them because there is nowhere else to go. Not guilty
7. People using the self-service aisle to scan an entire huge trolley full of shopping and thereby blocking one of the tills for about 20 minutes. Not guilty, self service tills and I don't generally get along.
8. People who get to the front of the queue and then only just decide to find their money or card. Not guilty, assume you mean the kiosk or cafe bit?
9. People who are on their phones when they are served and then take an age to put their shopping away because of their call. Not guilty, I dont like phone calls, would ignore a call in the checkout area.
10. Then we can have the shopping trolley all over the car park one too. Not guilty, always return to trolley 'garage'.
Anyone guess why I let Mrs Shark do the shopping and why I refuse to go with her?
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Phew, could be worse. Bit guilt tripped there.:)
 
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Pathetic Shark said:
So many irritations when you go to Tesco's or the like.
1. People parking in disabled spaces when they clearly are not (and definitely do not have a badge they have forgotten to display).
2. People parking in the families with children spaces when they are on their own.
3. People parking in the drop-off zone because they are too damn lazy to use a normal space.
4. People parking on the double-yellow lines for the same reason.
5. People leaving their trolleys right in the middle of an aisle and wandering off back round the store to get something they have forgotten.
6. People standing back to scan an aisle and then getting the hump when you walk in front of them because there is nowhere else to go.
7. People using the self-service aisle to scan an entire huge trolley full of shopping and thereby blocking one of the tills for about 20 minutes.
8. People who get to the front of the queue and then only just decide to find their money or card.
9. People who are on their phones when they are served and then take an age to put their shopping away because of their call.
10. Then we can have the shopping trolley all over the car park one too.
Anyone guess why I let Mrs Shark do the shopping and why I refuse to go with her?
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Life's a hitch.
 
therod said:
the bloke pretending to be Tiger, surely this breaks the trolling rules, mods ???
It’s such a missed opportunity also, it could be hilarious, but the fella doing it just isn’t funny. Maybe leave it to the pros??
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6 thread now on the front page all about Woods with multiple ones from 5 years back raised up by the bloke pretending to be Woods
 
Liverpoolphil said:
6 thread now on the front page all about Woods with multiple ones from 5 years back raised up by the bloke pretending to be Woods
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Yep I reported it, be interested in seeing what action is taken. I thought bogus accounts were banned? Bring back Lord Lucan!!
 
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Lord Tyrion said:
All of the supermarkets near me charge £1 to release them, inculding Morrisons. So simple, so effective. Yours must have been a local decision which I suspect they will regret soon enough.
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We have 2 fairly large Tesco stores in town..the one nearest the middle of town doesn't have a £1 control charge, the one near the outskirts does...
I can count on the thumbs of both feet the number of times I havent had a struggle either getting my quid in the slot, extracting the trolley from the line, returning it without having to use brute force or having to prise my quid out again....
Whoever designed them is a Knob!
 
Jeez all this fuss

We dont know who he is, he may be a duplicate account, he may not be, he is having a harmless little poke at some people who previously wrote TW off

The irony is that if you all ignored him, he would probably get bored and go away, but no you continue to reply and feed the fire.

If he breaks the rules then we will take action, but at the mo all he is doing is having a gloat

so you can stop reporting him now , we know OK (y)
 
PhilTheFragger said:
Jeez all this fuss

We dont know who he is, he may be a duplicate account, he may not be, he is having a harmless little poke at some people who previously wrote TW off

The irony is that if you all ignored him, he would probably get bored and go away, but no you continue to reply and feed the fire.

If he breaks the rules then we will take action, but at the mo all he is doing is having a gloat

so you can stop reporting him now , we know OK (y)
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Can’t you see any hypocrisy? Deliberate trolling is not allowed, but the whole reason for this account is to troll. You give infractions for a variety of reasons, not all of them valid IMO. Me writing this is infraction-able, but you endorse a fake account that’s solely designed to troll. Mmmm smells fishy, are you tiger woods Phil?? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
therod said:
Can’t you see any hypocrisy? Deliberate trolling is not allowed, but the whole reason for this account is to troll. You give infractions for a variety of reasons, not all of them valid IMO. Me writing this is infraction-able, but you endorse a fake account that’s solely designed to troll. Mmmm smells fishy, are you tiger woods Phil?? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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No one likes a cry baby Rod 👍🏻
 
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