Orikoru
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How's that? Do calories escape through the cracks??Zero calories in broken biscuits so I'd move that to Things That Gladden The Heart
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Slime
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Anna Soubry for being .......................................... Anna Soubry!
Slime
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The current Nationwide adverts, featuring people who are supposed to be comedians when they are remarkably unfunny.
I just don't get it.
I just don't get it.
ColchesterFC
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Zero calories in broken biscuits so I'd move that to Things That Gladden The Heart
It works the same with cake. If you cut a piece of cake in half then it only has half as many calories. Which means you can eat twice as much.
AmandaJR
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Of course they do. If you also eat them standing up then it's nett negative calories.
Jo Swinson, a lot to say for someone who was happy to get in bed with the Torys and vote for Austerity, cuts etc... another power Hungry Tory, i mean Liberal
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Playing a club semi-final and having so many issues with one of my contact lenses that I had to forfeit the match … 
Neilds
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It’s not Season, it’s Series - when did this annoying Americanism start? Just stupid🤬
williamalex1
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My wife had a prescription lens implanted a few years ago, a quick and painless procedure, cost 2/3 grand i think , but she reckons it was worth every penny.Playing a club semi-final and having so many issues with one of my contact lenses that I had to forfeit the match …
She tried lots of different types of contacts , but none suited her and being an office worker she needed her glasses on and off all the time for different distances, no glasses needed since her operation.
Only one lens implant was required , seemingly your other eye compensates.
edit, She had laser treatment 3 years before , but it only lasted about 18 months
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Waking up at 4am with cramp in my calf 😱
You'd only have found a new way to lose it on the 18thPlaying a club semi-final and having so many issues with one of my contact lenses that I had to forfeit the match …
BubbaP
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Afraid those horses started bolting years ago. Constant barrage from media and tech.
When first on the forum would come across "gotten" maybe once in six months, recently is probably more than weekly.
Still, back to seasons, it'll soon be Fall 😉ðŸ˜
chrisd
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That's one of the pitfalls of being a farmer 😉
MegaSteve
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Politicians... Is there a lower life form?
Orikoru
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Our Sunday League and the FA. Firstly constitution has been revealed, only 7 teams in our division. A rather crap season of only 12 games ahead then. Secondly, FA emails are still going to the old club sec who left months ago, even though we've told them 5 times. And the fact they have two separate websites that I have to log into, Whole Game and FA Full Time, I don't know why they don't just have everything in one place.
Colonel Bogey
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According to Michael Caine, this is because most actors haven't worked in theatre and had to learn how to project their voices to the back of said theatre. i see no reason to doubt him.
Colonel Bogey
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The FA is stuffed full of old men with out dated views and ideas. Why do you think Trev Brooking got in there. Proper old skool tie bloke if ever there was one.
Beedee
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The current Dulux ad. A list of people demonstrating that promises are worthless, and then Dulux make a promise to us.
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Hermes next day delivery, except they can’t deliver next day even though they’ve taken my money. One disappointed child and a cheesed off parent.
USER1999
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Still not got broadband in my holiday flat. BT are useless.
