srixon 1
Journeyman Pro
That will teach him to put his toys away when he's finished playing with them
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bobmac
Major Champion
Let them in. That really confuses themI wish they would knock on my door, I haven't had a rant in ages
Used to annoy the hell out of me, as an employer, to receive CV's that didn't even come close. I then told the agencies that if they sent me a CV that didn't pass the criteria of qualifications and experience they would be dumped. To be fair, only one agency got dumped. All the rest got onboard, especially when I told them I'd already dumped one agency for doing it.
It just needs employers to be very firm with them.
Clouds.
I set up my telescope yesterday evening, looking to get some decent images of Jupiter and Saturn. Just as the sun was setting, in rolled the clouds.
I set up my telescope yesterday evening, looking to get some decent images of Jupiter and Saturn. Just as the sun was setting, in rolled the clouds.
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
Over packing of pills 😠😠😠...
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Except in the rules sectionI wish they would knock on my door, I haven't had a rant in ages
people who don't pick up after their dog when it sheer hites right next to a poo bin
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Likewise. i scoop it up and lob it in to the road. I'm waiting for the day when someone see me and complains. That will be a good day.
stefanovic
Medal Winner
Ask them if they like jokes.
What is a Jehovah's Witness' favourite band?
The Doors.
What's the difference between a Kia and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness!
People who think planting a tree 400 + miles away is going to capture the carbon their private plane, yacht, Bentley emits. Keep lecturing the rest of us, ignore your own advice but hey it's okay because you planted 2 saplings in the Highlands 
arnieboy
Challenge Tour Pro
My FiL, who suffers from dementia, invited two Jehova Witnesses into the house. Not sure who was more shocked, them or my MiL who was taking a nap in her armchair!
Slime
Tour Winner
Hot Jew vanishes ............................... anagram of Jehovah Witness.
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Phil Neville, he doesn't half talk complete guff sometimes.
bobmac
Major Champion
On second thoughts, I'd invite them in and make them watch 2 hours of the best of Matt Dillahunty
I'd spare them Aron Ra as he might give them nightmares
Bazz
Q-School Graduate
How Patricio's save isn't mentioned as much as Pogba's miss.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
No being able to type in the exact words you wish to use to fully express your feeling on a matter on a forum.
Kellfire
Blackballed
Is one of those words not?
The factory staff are in the next door office this morning doing a re-packing job. Having to listen to their chat is mind numbing and deflating. I've had 15 minutes of why the world was better when kids could be whacked by any passing stranger, why rulers should be allowed to be used by teachers to crack pupils, why hitting kids generally is a good idea and will solve most of the problems of today 
Robin Hood
Well-known member
Trousers where the legs zip off.
Shoot me if I ever buy a pair.
Shoot me if I ever buy a pair.
