Mudball
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The Umbrella needs to match the socks. So the important question is are they wearing short trousers that expose their socks.... Need to be on trend
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- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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The Umbrella needs to match the socks. So the important question is are they wearing short trousers that expose their socks.... Need to be on trend
people who slow down approaching a green light, they even stopped at one... WTF!!!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
To be fair it's something we're almost forced to teach.
The examiners don't like heavy braking
So if the light has been green for a while it may change on approach.
If you're going a bit slower you have more chance to decide to go or brake and if you brake it will be more controlled.
I nearly had a lad fail because on 3 lights in a row he didn't ease off, the lights changed and he had to slam on the anchors
As for stopping on a green - seen it done plenty...no answer
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Deleted member 18121
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Stuff that irritated me from my recent trip to Disney:
1. people stopping in entrances/exits/middle of paths
2. pushing pushchairs, trollies etc but walking along side them instead of behind them
3. fat people using (and sharing) mobility scooters because they're lazy - (PS yes I can say this as a 19 stone man)
4. nearly all drivers in florida use their mobile phones whilst driving - the florida law on mobile use in the car is ridiculous
5. again in florida - motorcylists not wearing helmets. also combined with wearing shorts, flip flops, vests etc
6. people who cant swim putting themselves in harms way and causing lifeguards to save them (4 times within 1 hour - TWICE the same damn girl)
7. slow walkers who step out from behind other slow walkers - then DONT speed up. Idiots.
8. people having a set of selfie poses..... tongue out to one side, duck face, mouth open, staring into distance
9. parents forcing their kids to pose and smile - even though they're quite obviously tired and unhappy. NO you must make people think we're having fun.
1. people stopping in entrances/exits/middle of paths
2. pushing pushchairs, trollies etc but walking along side them instead of behind them
3. fat people using (and sharing) mobility scooters because they're lazy - (PS yes I can say this as a 19 stone man)
4. nearly all drivers in florida use their mobile phones whilst driving - the florida law on mobile use in the car is ridiculous
5. again in florida - motorcylists not wearing helmets. also combined with wearing shorts, flip flops, vests etc
6. people who cant swim putting themselves in harms way and causing lifeguards to save them (4 times within 1 hour - TWICE the same damn girl)
7. slow walkers who step out from behind other slow walkers - then DONT speed up. Idiots.
8. people having a set of selfie poses..... tongue out to one side, duck face, mouth open, staring into distance
9. parents forcing their kids to pose and smile - even though they're quite obviously tired and unhappy. NO you must make people think we're having fun.
Beedee
Assistant Pro
As for stopping on a green - seen it done plenty...no answer
If it's anything like the roads in Cheltenham it's probably safest to stop when the light is green. It's a fair bet that someone is about to drive straight through the red!
Pathetic Shark
Tour Rookie
People who slow down to about 5 mph to go over a speed hump.
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
That will be me. I have to stop for some, and tip toe over to avoid grounding. My Z4 is a bit low to the ground.
people who wander around oblivious, either with earphones in or eyes down looking at their phone
Dan2501
Tour Winner
Bunkermagnet
Journeyman Pro
But driving in Florida is so much easy than back here in Blighty. Didn't you find people more polite? I did wonder if the ability to carry handguns had a help
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
Amazon... The more I read about its methods of business and tax evasion tactics the more I'd like to see its demise...
And, the ever increasing use of big brother surveillance...
And, the ever increasing use of big brother surveillance...
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
I'd never wear flip flops or ride without gloves, but I can see the attraction of going helmet less in Florida.
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Deleted member 18121
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But driving in Florida is so much easy than back here in Blighty. Didn't you find people more polite? I did wonder if the ability to carry handguns had a help
Honestly no, I found that due to the "freeway" style of driving that there were approximately 1.7million lane changes approaching all slip roads and intersections. But I think due to reduced speed limits it all kind of works.
I did enjoy driving over there. It's kind of lazy and easy.
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Deleted member 18121
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Don't get me wrong, I see the appeal. With 42degrees and 100% humidity putting in a helmet and leathers would leave people dying!
Orikoru
Tour Winner
So would cracking your helmetless head off the pavement to be fair.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Their mothers love 'em.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Have your tellys no off button?
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Maybe she fancied the life guard?
was on the bike taking Rupert for a run, even got a bell to warn these cockwombles, they eventually look up when you are 10 feet away, and sheer hite themselves
