Random Irritations

[williamalex1]

A guy I sit next to at work and lift share with starts every sentence with "I'm not being funny, but......."
Drives me nuts.

Seriously

 

[woofers]

Most overused word is 'amazing'.
As in:
It was Amazing, Amazing.

Along with “Awesome”

 

[Beezerk]

Along with “Awesome”

That's Super overused.

 

[Wolf]

The term "Lit"

I don't even get what it means, it's the new term for awesome I think..

 

[Imurg]

Probably had this before but...
People who leave rubbish - apple cores, banana skins, shopping lists, empty crisp packets etc - in supermarket customer trolleys when the return the to the stack..
Inconsiderate Peasants

 

[MegaSteve]

Folk saying London when they actually mean government/Westminster...

And, whoever at the beeb who thinks it's a great idea to conduct interviews with someone who's hanging onto an umbrella stood on a rain and wind swept balcony...

 

[chrisd]

Took HID to a nearby minor injury unit hospital after her stunt woman act, while I was away at Sunningdale, went wrong and she hurt her foot. So we wait 2 hours to be told that they hadn't got anyone in to do an xray, something I'd have though would be a necessity in a injury unit! Luckily it looks like her foot isn't broken.

Then I sat watching people going in for blood tests with hardly a couple of minutes wait knowing that I have to have 2 blood tests to do which, had i bought the paperwork, could have been done there and much quicker than it will be next week when I go to our nearest hospital

 

[stefanovic]

British ("high speed") Rail.
Let down millions of commuters again because the weather was the wrong type of heat this time.
I was caught out 3 times but felt so sorry for the people who had to endure a nightmare.

 

[Wolf]

Trying to sit and write a wedding speech

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Trying to sit and write a wedding speech

Keep it short. Don't try to be funny unless you are genuinely funny. Oh, and keep it short 👍.

Far too much is expected of wedding speeches, too much pressure. Don't let it eat you up.

 

[Wolf]

Keep it short. Don't try to be funny unless you are genuinely funny. Oh, and keep it short 👍.

Far too much is expected of wedding speeches, too much pressure. Don't let it eat you up.

I'm more funny when trying not to be 😂
I'm keeping it simple a quick thanks to all the parties involved, a brief touch on the wife and a cheers

 

[bobmac]

I'm more funny when trying not to be 😂
I'm keeping it simple a quick thanks to all the parties involved, a brief touch on the wife and a cheers

I'd save that for the wedding night

 

[Wolf]

I'd save that for the wedding night

Prefer an audience 😉

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Patriotic partying, well that's a new one.
Probably need to be careful at the last night of the Proms now

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...bout-onboard-clown/ar-AAEWGCy?ocid=spartandhp

 

[Hobbit]

42* in the shade at 3pm. A strong breeze too, which isn't helping as it feels like you're getting blasted with a giant hair dryer.

 

[richart]

Prefer an audience 😉

That should get the laugh you are looking for.

 

[USER1999]

Got up to go and play golf this morning. It's raining. Alot.
Mog 1 has puked in the hallway. Clear it up.

Just about to leave, Mog 2 pukes all over the hob. Clear it up.

Get to golf club. Course closed. Waterlogged.

Sit around for an hour and a half. Course open, go go, go. Ladies comp going out, charity society going out. Go now or forget it.

Rush like a rushy thing, and then top my way through the first 4 holes. Top, top, top, top, ahh for flips sake, can I not hit the flipping thing properly?

Should have stayed in bed.

 

[Wolf]

That should get the laugh you are looking for.

Best hope it's a warm day 😂

 

[Crazyface]

Rain! Not just rain....heavy rain. Course closed

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Dust.

Just emptied the loft

Got to get used to it the extension work starts next month