Random Irritations

My FiL, 88, is going to move house next Friday. It's all a bit overwhelming for him so I and my wife are helping out with the nitty gritty of it. My wife got onto Sky today to start the house move, should be simple process. As she was doing this she discovered he is paying £150 for the full Sky package including broadband :oops:. Absolute theft. No idea how long he has been paying that. We try to help but he wont let us, 'you think I'm stupid, don't you?' Mmmmmmmm. Anyway, she got it down to £89.

The irritation, not new on here, is that Sky having been ripping him off for however long it has been 🤬
BIL is still paying this. Refuses all help to sort it. His wife is very frustrated as she knows but even she cant get him to change! He's loaded btw
 
HMRC taking till December to calculate my tax from last year, so up to April 25.

(but I got my refund £££) I'm now just waiting for one more thing from a government department. How slooooooooooow are they(y)
 
One of the Seniors at my club (he's 80) has had problems with his wifes Porsche
A sensor had gone in the automatic gearbox. The car is ten years old and only had 36000 miles on the clock.

He contacted Porsche and was told a new gearbox would be needed at a cost of £18000. His arguement was that a prestige car should not need a new gearbox after only 36000 miles. Porsche offered him £1800 towards the cost.

After much tooing and frowing with Porsche he decided to contact the CEO.
Having been a CEO himself in his working life he knew how to put his point across.

It ended up with Porsche, as a good will gesture, giving him £8000 towards the cost.

So sometimes its worth contacting the CEO.
Not really......he's still got to fork out £10K for a gearbox!!!!!!! I assume he's plenty money?
 
Just got into bed, all snuggled with my book. Wife gets in and I casually observe duvet is wrong way around.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, the pattern is going sideways, not lengthways."
Pause.
Out she gets and yanks duvet off.
"It's not really important is it??"
"Yes, our feet won't fit in".
Gets in.
Gets out, yanks it off again.
"What's the matter now?"
"It's upside down now, the buttons are up our end".
Thinks to self: "Only got yourself to blame you dozy t***"
😖

I had to smile at this - assuming a double duvet they measure 200 x 200 cms

I was trying to sell a BNIB incorrectly delivered duvet one person decided not to buy it because she had measured her very old duvet in imperial and the size was not the same.
 
Post boxes where the slot is too small for letters/cards...:mad:

(And no, my cards weren't very big - they fit in another postbox further away. The slot was just too small).

When I was young, like most, I did a paper round, on one MOD estate full of officers quarters all the letterboxes were the same size i.e way to small for even one paper and most houses had several papers delivered , usually all the biggest and thickest ones, Sunday with all the supplements were a real pain.
 
Thurday night and no Karaoke on at my usual place. Last Thursday before Christmas. But they've got it on on Boxing Day. Who the hell goes out on Boxing Day?
It's a big day on the drink for many people. My wife's family used to live in Alnmouth. In our younger days that was a big drinking day in the village. Boxing day and New Year's day were the two biggies.
 
It was the first car I can remember my dad having when we came back from Malta , the Chrysler Alpine after was a dream compared to it 😂

No, no, you must be mistaken!
The Austin Maxi was a great car, way ahead of it's time.
GPH 141N was a sandy coloured MKII 1750 with a vinyl roof and Wolfrace wheels.
TRV 973K was a dark blue MKII 1750.
UPG 19M was a white MKII 1750 with a beautiful Motolita steering wheel.

Best not talk about ROG 16G which was a :poop: brown MKI 1500 with a horrific cable gear change!
 
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