Random Irritations

People who get their golf ball out of the hole using their putter head.

Yeah to this, I remember pulling a PP on it some years back and was reminded of it when I saw Tiger do it on the practice green last night (although to be fair Tigers technique was of a much higher standard that almost made it seem cool ;))
 
Having it diagnosed as Sesamoiditis in my right big toe joint. Some days I can barely walk through pain, today is one of those days but I've got golf arranged so been to Dr for a steroid injection and some strong pain killers, oh and been told could be another 6 months before they figure out what to do cure it due to waiting lists..
Is that caused by earthquakes?

(Joking aside, hope it's dealt with in a lot less than 6 months - l know that some cases of it can be darn painful.)
 
Is that caused by earthquakes?

(Joking aside, hope it's dealt with in a lot less than 6 months - l know that some cases of it can be darn painful.)
Wish it was caused by earthquakes 😂

I'd never bloody heard of it before, thought I just strained it few months back, then got worse to point some days cannot put any weight on that foot. Going through the usual treatments at moment but Dr said could potentially need the sesamoid bone removed from my right foot to stop further issues but could be a 6 month weight for that. Seems such a small thing when you find out what it is, but Christ it's a huge pain in the arse (well foot).
 
Being at the golf club last night, watching a bit of the Masters.

The fairways were luminous bright green.
Ah yes, say the guys, that is because it is Augusta, and they dye them green.

No, it's because the colour adjustment on the telly is cranked up to insane levels.

When I got home, yes, the grass was grass coloured.
 
My lad advises many of his PP's (using the new rules) leave the flagstick in and flick the ball out of the hole with that...

We were talking about this yesterday as a few of our holes were showing damage. We wondered if people simply trying to get their ball out around the pin, even with their hands, could cause some damage around the hole.
 
Golfers with bodies of John Daly wearing skin tight clothing. Stop for the sake of our eyes! It's like watching a rubber johnny being filled with too much custard on a wobble board.
 
It took you two days to think that ?

And can you please highlight the derogatory term you believe I have used against a poster ?

Two days because you posted it today maybe?

“Excellent response - you continue to display your level of class on a daily basis.”

That’s why it was class.. incase you couldn’t compute that either.

Fun sponge
 
Fun ? I’m sorry but where is the fun in a post like this

Did tiger do the dirty with your wife?

And that comment was in response to my post about The Masters highlights in the main ignoring the leaders

Would you say that to someone’s face that you didn’t know ? It’s not exactly a “jovial” comment is it

And I believe someone who uses said comments do show a level of class.
 
The 4 ball in front of us from the 10th today who seemed to take great pleasure in holding us up for longer and longer. By the 17th they were almost crawling in slo mo down the fairway - all four together and stopping to chat every once in a while. Why would you do it? Why be so rude? It is beyond me...
 
M25 random number speed limit generator. Total waste of time.

Along with the idiot I followed down the M3. 75 ish mph, no one in front, right hand lane. Just has to brake, about every 30s. For no reason. Nothing. Zip. Just a complete twit. I was well back, so it wasn't anything to do with me. Just habitual.
 
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