Random Irritations
- Thread starter Blue in Munich
- Start date
i'll get my coat
A playing partner copping the hump with 11 points after 9 holes and storming off.
anotherdouble
Journeyman Pro
People calling the players the 5th major. It’s not. There are 4 majors and this is not one. You may as well say the europa league is #2nd champions league It’s not
A tyre blowout on the way home.
Only savi g grace being the ipad is charged and I'm in a decent network area!
Only savi g grace being the ipad is charged and I'm in a decent network area!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
And the "Island Green" isn't......
anotherdouble
Journeyman Pro
Hope all worked out Dave and if the girls were with you they are ok
Fortunately just me.
Wasn't as bad as I've heard them described tbh. Just waiting on RAC.
woofers
Medal Winner
Jhonattan Vegas - the name, the spelling, the mannerisms.
anotherdouble
Journeyman Pro
Glad to hear you were one your own and you know what I mean. Take care buddy
True but think of the delays (and fun) if they then had to get into a dinghy and the caddy had to row to the 18th tee
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
At least then they'd be accurate in calling it an island..
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Get them to parachute in....
Or have a series of trampolines in the water then you could bounce your ball over as well as yourself...
Or an old Sea Dog with a row boat charging tuppence per person per trip
Or have a series of trampolines in the water then you could bounce your ball over as well as yourself...
Or an old Sea Dog with a row boat charging tuppence per person per trip
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Or you know, a bridge.
GreiginFife
Money List Winner
Just don't get the SNP involved in planning or building said bridge.
Otherwise it will bottleneck everyone at either end, give unclear direction on how fast everyone should be going and blind you as you cross with a string of eye level lights sure fired to trigger a seizure.
Still, it would look cool.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
It's flown in quite a few gardens around where I live 365 days a year. They'd hell up if anyone dared to question it.
Crazyface
Tour Winner
BBC1. Saturday night. Prime time. 7.30-10.00
Football with Wolverhampton Wanderers
But it must have been lovely viewing for an awful lot of people. LOL
Crazyface
Tour Winner
The clown who owned my car before me. Obviously did not know how to open the key fob to change the battery, forced it open and GLUED it back together. Now battery is dead. It's taken me ages to locate the correct replacement (2 types) done it all now car won't start with it. Reprogrammed, using online instructions. Now key open and closes doors but still won't start engine. Spare key now will not open and close doors but WILL start car. Scared to death to attempt a reprogram of said spare key in case it looses ability to start car. i'm now using two fobs to access car and start it. GRRRRRRRRRRRR !
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Men having two buttons undone on their shirts in the office. I don't know if you're trying to cultivate the look of a womanising lothario, but I don't need to see your 4 chest hairs, it just looks like you slept in your clothes and didn't get dressed properly.
williamalex1
Money List Winner
Just like your avatar
