Random Irritations

Driving to Manchester on a Sunday stuck in traffic for hours knowing I'm missing out on time at home with the kids for a week of meetings that could be done with a simple conference call. Still free food all week so that's a bonus
 
Mark Roe .............................. again.
The cameras have just been showing someone in the sea on a motorised surfboard.
Commentator wonders whether Tiger Woods has ever used one ........................................... then Roe chirps up!
He's just said that Tiger Woods doesn't need a surfboard because he can walk on water!
What a plugged lie he is!
 
Being made to look a tool when trying to order breakfast at my hotel I'm in for the week..

Booking confirmation from my company states Breakfast and dinner included for duration of my stay all week, go to order breakfast only to be told halfway through eating it that breakfast isn't included even though the booking clearly shows the company have booked and paid for it so not my firms fault but the fault of Premier Inn I'm staying in that are adament despite the booking they don't include it so I've had to pay for it and email my booking department to let them know both them and me are being charged for breakfast all week.....
 
May have been mentioned before but having to tell the doctor’s receptionist on the phone exactly what is wrong with you when you want an appointment only for them to decide that you are not serious enough to see a doctor but you get an appointment with the advanced nurse practitioner instead

Tell them you've rung 111 and they advised you to speak to your doctor, and no i'm not telling you what my problem is so just book my appointment for that is what your actual training has been for.
 
Being parped for being in the wrong lane on a piece of road that has been seriously altered since I last drove on it. I was concentrating like mad, but there was so many lanes to choose from and I picked the one I used to drive in as I approached the, now humongous, roundabout.
 
Being made to look a tool when trying to order breakfast at my hotel I'm in for the week..

Booking confirmation from my company states Breakfast and dinner included for duration of my stay all week, go to order breakfast only to be told halfway through eating it that breakfast isn't included even though the booking clearly shows the company have booked and paid for it so not my firms fault but the fault of Premier Inn I'm staying in that are adament despite the booking they don't include it so I've had to pay for it and email my booking department to let them know both them and me are being charged for breakfast all week.....

Aah the old Crematorium Inn, enjoy the food tonight 🤮
 
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