Perfect Xmas present for forum members

[richart]

As i am going stir crazy, i thought it would be fun to think up some Xmas gifts for certain forum members. Here i my initial thoughts. I am sure you will have your own.

Jiffy (Smiffy): Dictionary, so that he can widen his vocabulary beyond the word 'knob'.

Justone : Exam paper,'stack and tilt is crap',discuss.

BobMac : Large chocolate toblerone, so he can see what we really want inside one of those triangular shaped boxes.

Leftie : DVD of Fawlty Towers, to put a smile back on his sad face.

Homer : A pair of golf shoes, so he has one pair for each month of the year.

and finally, me : A crash helmet to protect from all the flak likely to come my way.

Hope i haven't upset anyone, and to the above and all the other forum members,have a great Xmas, and a happy New Year. Look forward to meeting and playing golf with as many of you as possible next year.

Cheers Rich

 

[USER1999]

RickG - a bedside light so he doesn't have to get dressed in the dark.

 

[EaseNgrace]

RickG - a bedside light so he doesn't have to get dressed in the dark.

Pot and kettle spring to mind

 

[USER1999]

RickG - a bedside light so he doesn't have to get dressed in the dark.

Pot and kettle spring to mind

And those red trousers?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A Gok Wan makeover for Smiffy and Brasso for Bob so he can polish his head

 

[SharkAttack]

Homer : A pair of golf shoes, so he has one pair for each month of the year.

Is there not just 12 months in the year? When did they change it to 18.

 

[drawboy]

Oh great leave me out then why don't you.

 

[SharkAttack]

Oh great leave me out then why don't you.

Take from that, that no one would buy you a present

 

[richart]

Oh great leave me out then why don't you.

Sorry mate, what about a new icon , seeing as your one has been half inched.

 

[Leftie]

BAH HUMBUG




Have a great Christmas everyone





Don't worry about me. You just carry on and enjoy yourselves.

I'll be all right, really .

 

[drawboy]

Oh great leave me out then why don't you.

Sorry mate, what about a new icon , seeing as your one has been half inched.

Great I'm open to suggestions, ah I'm welling up now.

 

[rickg]

RickG - a bedside light so he doesn't have to get dressed in the dark.

I will let the Forumers decide who needs the bedside light!!

 

[Robobum]

Hope the wrist injury gets better Sailor!!!

 

[bobmac]

Excuse me,
Are we not forgetting someone here?

 

[rickg]

Excuse me,
Are we not forgetting someone here?

Well spotted Bob...totally agree that Mike looks a right state in that outfit!!!

Also can you send Murph a V-Easy to cure his limp wrist?

 

[Robobum]

Are Mike & Murph in the village people??

Murph has let gravity overcome his hand and Mike is a little teapot!!!


All together now..........It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A............

 

[0]

Hope the wrist injury gets better Sailor!!!

Now thats funny

 

[Macster]

jeezuuuzzz Murph - looking like that, I hope you're golf backs it up ???

Burned my damned retinas........*shakes head*

That limp wrist goes well with it all though.......

 

[viscount17]

Excuse me,
Are we not forgetting someone here?

there's really no escuse for that carpet!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Not sure about Mike's "hello ducky" pose. (guess that's me out of any chance to win a GM comp next year)