New Golfing Terminology.

Dave3498

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A “Paris Hilton” – an expensive hole
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> A “Salman Rushdie” – an impossible read
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> A “Rock Hudson” – looked straight, but it wasn't
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> A “Cuban” – needed one more revolution
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> An “Elton John” – a big bender that lips the rim
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> An “Adolf Hitler” – two shots in the bunker
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> A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker straight into another
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> A “Yasser Arafat” – ugly and in the sand
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> A “Kate Winslet” – little bit fat but otherwise perfect
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> A “Glen Miller” or a “Ted Kennedy” – didn’t make it over the water
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> A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed
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> An “O. J. Simpson” – got away with it
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> A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver
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> A “Princess Di” – shouldn't have used a driver
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> A “Michael Jackson” – gradually fading
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> A “Ladyboy” or “Katoey” – looks like an easy hole but all is not
> what it seems
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> A “Condom” – safe but didn't feel real good
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> An “Anna Kournikova” – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
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> A “Brazilian” – shaves both sides of the hole
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> A “Jeb Bush” – too far to the right, out of play
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> A “Nancy Pelosi” – too far left, clueless on how to get home from
> there
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Some good ones there that may get used this weekend, however the Princess Di one, I feel, is over the line.
 

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You cant just pick out the Princess Di one as being over the top, every single one of them when named after a person is highly offensive in one way or the other....but thats the point!!

I personally find them very funny but i never use any of them and dont find any of them offensive.
 

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couple more..

a "Sally Gunnell" - an ugly runner
a "Paula Radcliffe" - a runner that doesn't quite make it
a "Denis Wise" - a nasty 4 footer

and finally (I'll leave it to you to figure out) when your enthusiastic mate sinks that 30foot birdie putt... "Look at him giving it the Barrymore!"
 

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You cant just pick out the Princess Di one as being over the top, every single one of them when named after a person is highly offensive in one way or the other....but thats the point!!

I personally find them very funny but i never use any of them and dont find any of them offensive.

Keef actually im sorry but your right.
 

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Keef actually im sorry but your right.

Thats it kiddo, you stand your ground and dont back down. :eek:

Jo Brand - a bit fat
Jodie Kidd - a bit thin
Paula Radcliffe - an ugly runner
A Tony Blair - started off well
The Rupert Murdoch - skied it
Maradonna - a little chunker
 

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An Emile Heskey - never on target
A John Bobbit - sliced it!
A JFK - three shots too many
A Ronnie Corbett - was never more than 4 foot off the ground
 
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