Leatherhead Challenge

[HomerJSimpson]

HTL

Are we still on for the challenge next Sunday? I'll be there about 11.00 with a tube of balls to take to the practice ground and warm up. How much is it again?

 

[HTL]

Yep still on mate. We are on the tee at 12, were going off the whites as I need the practise and to have the full experience.

Its £25 with a member and £45 without.

 

[Adjani]

Any spaces left for this ?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I presume you'll signing me in for the £25 rate as your playing partner. Who are we playing ?

 

[HTL]

Smiffy and his mate Homer. Both good blokes and Golfers so will be a stern test of our Golf and a good day out, I cant wait.

Im out the night before so might be in a VERY good mood.

Yep I sign all my mates in for guest fees.

Adjani sorry mate its just been arranged as a team V`s team kind of thing. Are you free the following weekend for a round? I wanna win that fiver back!

 

[Adjani]

I think i am, have to let you know closer to the day. Maybe do a fourball (i was thinking double or quits on that fiver!)

 

[HomerJSimpson]

If its the 16th I could play if you need another

 

[Smiffy]

Smiffy and his mate Homer. Both good blokes and Golfers so will be a stern test of our Golf and a good day out, I cant wait.

Do you want to hear about my back 9 last night?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I'll see your back 9 and raise you my front 9 yesterday

 

[Smiffy]

I'll see your back 9 and raise you my front 9 yesterday

Let's just concentrate on Sunday


Dream team indeed

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Not a problem. I was only trying to have laugh but I'm sure Sunday will be a giggle. I'm looking forward to it. Do you know the forecast?

 

[Smiffy]

Do you know the forecast?

Yeah. We're gonna win 4&3


I was having a laugh back

 

[HomerJSimpson]

My partner is likely to be recovering from the effects of a big night out so that might stretch to 5&4. We'll try and take you to the turn though

 

[HTL]

I play better hungover and dont worry Homer. We will be ace!

 

[Smiffy]

You're not bottling it with this swine flu thing are you Homie???

 

[HomerJSimpson]

At the moment I'm waiting for NHS direct and my GP to decide what they want to do. Not only have I got the normal flu symptoms which I'd normally put down to a summer cold and get on with my life but I've had 24 hours of a very runny motions and have been vomiting which is a more worrying sign. Was suppose to be playing today too but been told to stay in for 24 hours and await further instructions/monitor the symptoms

Funily enough, I sit opposite the A&E entrance and we have a side door set aside now for people who think they may have been infected to use instead of going straight into A&E or the hospital directly. We hade at least 10 people yesterday calling to be met with gowned and masked A&E staff.

 

[Smiffy]

I've had 24 hours of a very runny motions

See!! You're pooing yourself and we haven't even stepped onto the 1st tee yet!
Faldo used to have a similar effect on his opponents

 

[medwayjon]

Nothing like a bit of gamesmanship eh!?!?

 

[Smiffy]

Nothing like a bit of gamesmanship eh!?!?

Who? Moi?

 

[medwayjon]

Nothing like a bit of gamesmanship eh!?!?

Who? Moi?

You my friend, are just dreading your next whipping Jon-Style