Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

My missus thinks I'm immature and that we should set aside a day to sit down and talk about it.


Yeah - like that's going to happen at the start of the conker season.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’.

 

[venger]

 

[nickjdavis]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I went to see my Nan yesterday. When I got there she said "Sid, guess who died this morning?"
I said "Dunno, Nan".
She said "Mr Harries at number 42. Guess who else died this morning?"
I said "Dunno, Nan".
She said "Mrs Thomas's cat at number 26. Guess who else died this morning?"
I said "Dunno, Nan".
She said "The lollipop man outside the school".
I said "Nan, come down off the roof and bring the rifle with you".

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Well, since my memory left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It's down the end of... , er,...

Oh, s*d it!

 

[Slime]

 

[Pants]

 

[Norrin Radd]

The RSPCA have said that all Everton players are banned from owning dogs.






They can't hold onto a lead.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

If you ever get chased by a police dog don't run into a plastic tunnel, then up and down a seesaw, then jump through a flaming hoop - they're really good at that.

 

[Slime]

 

[Voyager EMH]

 

[Slime]

 

[Pants]

 

[jim8flog]

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I cant do that Dave

 

[jim8flog]

Laughter or irritation

I had no internet this morning.

When it was finally sorted there were 2 emails from the ISP saying they knew they had a problem which will be sorted asap.

 

[venger]

Well done to Man Utd for beating Barcelona 7-0

 

[CliveW]