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Laughter - the best medicine
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I recently tried calling the Tinnitus helpline.
No answer, just kept ringing.
No answer, just kept ringing.
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I once sued an airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
I lost my case.
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I have a fear of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
It's a complex complex complex.
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Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
jim8flog
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My mother wasn't well educated but she taught me so much:
Part one.
Time travel: Do that again and I'll knock you into the middle of next week
Contortionism: Look at the back of your neck.
Religion: You'd better pray that stain'll come out of the carpet.
Irony: Keep whingeing and I'll give you something to whinge about.
Osmosis: Just shut your gob and eat your food.
Hypocrisy: If I've told you once I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate.
Anticipation: Oh, just you wait 'til I get you home.
Part one.
Time travel: Do that again and I'll knock you into the middle of next week
Contortionism: Look at the back of your neck.
Religion: You'd better pray that stain'll come out of the carpet.
Irony: Keep whingeing and I'll give you something to whinge about.
Osmosis: Just shut your gob and eat your food.
Hypocrisy: If I've told you once I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate.
Anticipation: Oh, just you wait 'til I get you home.
Morfeen75
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Went the doctors last week and told the doctor i had a problem, i have a dump every morning at 6am, he said "whats wrong with that?" I said said i dont wake up til 830am.
jim8flog
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Sid Rixon IV
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More things my mother taught me:
Appreciation of a job well done.
"If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned the floor".
Meteorology.
" Your room looks like a tornado went through it".
Genealogy.
"You're your father all over".
Anticipation.
"You just wait 'til I get you home!"
Justice.
"One day you’ll have kids and i hope they turn out like you!"
Receiving.
" When I get you home you're really gonna get it".
Logic.
" 'cos I said so, that's why!"
My roots.
"Shut the door! You weren't born in a bluddy barn!".
Appreciation of a job well done.
"If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned the floor".
Meteorology.
" Your room looks like a tornado went through it".
Genealogy.
"You're your father all over".
Anticipation.
"You just wait 'til I get you home!"
Justice.
"One day you’ll have kids and i hope they turn out like you!"
Receiving.
" When I get you home you're really gonna get it".
Logic.
" 'cos I said so, that's why!"
My roots.
"Shut the door! You weren't born in a bluddy barn!".
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Having been tasered... not a chance in hell
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You weren't trying to take your golf clubs on a Lumo train again were you?
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I never learn…
