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Sep 11, 2024 #10,027 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,142 Location Surrey Visit site There really is life on Mars!
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Sep 12, 2024 #10,030 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,142 Location Surrey Visit site In case you wondered, it was me. I let the dogs out.
Sep 12, 2024 #10,031 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,142 Location Surrey Visit site I recently bought Mrs Slime a new fridge. Her face lit up when she opened it.
Sep 12, 2024 #10,032 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,142 Location Surrey Visit site I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary. The definition wasn't very clear.
Friday at 8:03 PM #10,033 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,142 Location Surrey Visit site
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Friday at 10:49 PM #10,035 S Sid Rixon IV Head Pro Joined Jul 22, 2013 Messages 433 Visit site Got ratted last night with my mates. Got home, fell up the stairs, crashed into bed, belched loudly woke up the wife and said "I love you". She said "That's just the beer talking again". I said "I'm talking to the beer, not you"
Got ratted last night with my mates. Got home, fell up the stairs, crashed into bed, belched loudly woke up the wife and said "I love you". She said "That's just the beer talking again". I said "I'm talking to the beer, not you"
Friday at 10:55 PM #10,036 S Sid Rixon IV Head Pro Joined Jul 22, 2013 Messages 433 Visit site Version 2 .." and I slowly stroked her arse. She said " You only ever want sex when you're drunk". I said "Thass not troo, sometimes I wanssa kebab!"
Version 2 .." and I slowly stroked her arse. She said " You only ever want sex when you're drunk". I said "Thass not troo, sometimes I wanssa kebab!"
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Saturday at 10:36 PM #10,040 Slime Tour Winner Joined Dec 2, 2011 Messages 18,142 Location Surrey Visit site