Laughter - the best medicine

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[nickjdavis]

Alien, the abridged version...

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

 

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There really is life on Mars!

 

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In case you wondered, it was me.

I let the dogs out.

 

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I recently bought Mrs Slime a new fridge.

Her face lit up when she opened it.

 

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I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary.

The definition wasn't very clear.

 

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[Sid Rixon IV]

Got ratted last night with my mates.
Got home, fell up the stairs, crashed into bed, belched loudly woke up the wife and said "I love you".
She said "That's just the beer talking again".
I said "I'm talking to the beer, not you"

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Version 2 .." and I slowly stroked her arse.
She said " You only ever want sex when you're drunk".
I said "Thass not troo, sometimes I wanssa kebab!"

 

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