Laughter - the best medicine

Sid Rixon IV · Tuesday at 3:00 PM

Theres a "getting old" thread I dont want to trivialise.
So, you know you're old when you bend down to tie your laces and ask yourself "Is there anything else I could do while I'm down here?"

Imurg · Tuesday at 4:19 PM

Imurg · Tuesday at 4:19 PM

nickjdavis · Tuesday at 4:20 PM

DATING: I cant wait to see you again.

MARRIAGE: Your knee was on my side of the bed again last night.

Slime · Tuesday at 4:50 PM

Sid Rixon IV · Tuesday at 9:24 PM

A policeman knocked my door earlier.
When I opened the door he showed me a photo and asked if it was my wife.
I said "Yes, it is".
He said "Im sorry to say it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said "Thats a bit harsh".

SatchFan · Wednesday at 8:00 AM

Orikoru · Wednesday at 8:27 AM

Sid Rixon IV said:
A policeman knocked my door earlier.
When I opened the door he showed me a photo and asked if it was my wife.
I said "Yes, it is".
He said "Im sorry to say it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said "Thats a bit harsh".

I've heard that before with the punchline "I know, but she's good with the kids"

Sid Rixon IV · Wednesday at 8:41 AM

Orikoru said:
I've heard that before with the punchline "I know, but she's good with the kids"

Or, Tommy Cooper:
"The wife asked me help her clear out the loft. What a state! Filthy dirty, sweaty and covered in cobwebs. But.... she's good with the kids".
Im pretty sure mine was TC. He probably mixed his punchlines!