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Sid Rixon IV
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I lost my job in B&Q.
I tried to impress the Manager by asking if needed any help.
He said "Yeah, that woman over there needs decking".
I tried to impress the Manager by asking if needed any help.
He said "Yeah, that woman over there needs decking".
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Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex.
Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."
The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."
Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."
The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."
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nickjdavis
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I feel sorry for the bloke behind in the Fiat Panda.
Voyager EMH
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The bloke in the Renault Twingo was clever - he picked up a hitch-hiker.
Tashyboy
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Good job they didn’t come in a fiat 500 
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No problem - if they had their pet monkey on the back seat.Good job they didn’t come in a fiat 500
NearHull
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Took me a while.
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Car Share, Peter Kay. Very funny episode when they go to Knowsley Safari ParkTaking me longer
RichA
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I figured it was a financial reference. But the driver plus a monkey would be 501.
