Sid Rixon IV
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Ok, long jokes it is:
A man walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
A woman sitting on the next stool looked at the man and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The man says, "You know what, I bet he will." The woman replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The man placed £20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the woman placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The woman was very upset and handed her £20 to the man saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
The man replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The woman replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The man took the money.
A man walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
A woman sitting on the next stool looked at the man and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The man says, "You know what, I bet he will." The woman replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The man placed £20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the woman placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The woman was very upset and handed her £20 to the man saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
The man replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The woman replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The man took the money.
