Laughter - the best medicine

[Foxholer]

That’ll be the Pibroch variant, in some it causes confusion, headaches, severe tinnitus and ringing in the ears, and need for fresh air....

And that's only amongst those that play it!

...Others find it soothing.

They'll be the ones standing far enough away or have been made deaf from earlier experiences!

 

[Fade and Die]

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Well done mate. Well deserved ?

 

[spongebob59]

 

[SteveW86]

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Sometimes it’s better to finish 2nd

 

[Voyager EMH]

Sometimes it’s better to finish 2nd

Not "the taking part that counts" then?

 

[SocketRocket]

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You can say that again ?

 

[CliveW]

 

[Pants]

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And you reckon you need two hands

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

 

[ADB]

 

[Dando]

 

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[Deleted member 21258]

 

[Slime]

My mate was telling me the other day that he and his girlfriend were worried sick she might be pregnant.
"How come?" I asked.
"Bloody Durex bust on us."
"Did you know you can get a refund," I told him.
"How do I go about that?"
"Just write off to customer support quoting the batch number printed on the condom."
"I've never seen anything printed on any condom I've worn!" he said.
"Ah, in that case you're obviously not unrolling them far enough."

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

Just to let you all know I’m in hospital.
I ate a daffodil which I thought was an onion.
The doctor said I should be out by spring

 

[Smiffy]