Laughter - the best medicine

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My mate was telling me the other day that he and his girlfriend were worried sick she might be pregnant.
"How come?" I asked.
"Bloody Durex bust on us."
"Did you know you can get a refund," I told him.
"How do I go about that?"
"Just write off to customer support quoting the batch number printed on the condom."
"I've never seen anything printed on any condom I've worn!" he said.
"Ah, in that case you're obviously not unrolling them far enough."
 

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Just to let you all know I’m in hospital.
I ate a daffodil which I thought was an onion.
The doctor said I should be out by spring
 
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