Laughter - the best medicine

Slime

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I think I own the worst thesaurus in the world.
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Fortunately it's now been stolen.
I can't find the words to describe how I'm felling.
 

Voyager EMH

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It seems I have caused quite a stir in our neighbourhood.

Chap across the road passed away at the start of the year. I've been helping the old lady, well into her 80s, with errands etc.

She's been showing neighbours her new log burner for the summerhouse/conservatory and telling them, "Oh, that nice chap across the road has been wonderful, he gets wood for me whenever I want it."
 

Pants

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Just got home and found the door and all the windows open and everything gone.

What kind of sick bastard does that to someone's advent calendar?
 
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