Laughter - the best medicine

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Dando]

When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head.

Life was tough in the gateaux.

 

[Dando]

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chewie is still more attractive

 

[Dando]

I have a copy of the 1980 Radio Times if anybody wants to know what's on the BBC this Christmas.

 

[jim8flog]

 

[Slime]

I think I own the worst thesaurus in the world.
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Fortunately it's now been stolen.
I can't find the words to describe how I'm felling.

 

[Maninblack4612]

I think I own the worst thesaurus in the world.
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Fortunately it's now been stolen.
I can't find the words to describe how I'm felling.

Chain saw? Axe?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[Dando]

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It’s because you haven’t paid the extra release fee!
Maybe use some of your Nigerian lottery winnings

 

[Voyager EMH]

It seems I have caused quite a stir in our neighbourhood.

Chap across the road passed away at the start of the year. I've been helping the old lady, well into her 80s, with errands etc.

She's been showing neighbours her new log burner for the summerhouse/conservatory and telling them, "Oh, that nice chap across the road has been wonderful, he gets wood for me whenever I want it."

 

[Dando]

Tesco are selling 55" Samsung TVs for £49.99 only because there's a fault with the volume button! At that price you can't turn it down!

 

[Slime]

 

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[Dando]

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[Pants]

Just got home and found the door and all the windows open and everything gone.

What kind of sick bastard does that to someone's advent calendar?