Laughter - the best medicine

[jim8flog]

The Wheel last night

Michael McIntyre
"Name a fruit or vegetable which is green"

Big Nastie
"Orange"

 

[Voyager EMH]

Not wrong then?

 

[bobmac]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?






A carrot

 

[ColchesterFC]

 

[Dando]

I once dated a dwarf. She complained about my 'small' jokes constantly so I decided to make it up, spoil her. When she got home from work, told her I had flowers, wine, a box of chocolates and a takeaway on its way. All was going well until I said I'd ran her a nice hot sink

 

[rulefan]

I once dated a dwarf. She complained about my 'small' jokes constantly so I decided to make it up, spoil her. When she got home from work, told her I had flowers, wine, a box of chocolates and a takeaway on its way. All was going well until I said I'd ran her a nice hot sink

 

[Slime]

H from steps is seriously ill in hospital.


A helicopter landed on him.

 

[Slime]

 

[SocketRocket]

a bride on her wedding night says to her husband, " i have a confession to make my love, I used to be a hooker"

stunned he replies "that's a shock, but i find it pretty erotic. tell me more."

she replies, "well my name was Nigel and i played for Wigan"

My wife fessed up to me just after we were married that she was a Hooker. I suggested she weakened her grip a bit and tried cutting across the ball.

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

The UK's first bio bus powered by human waste crashed today. Investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on the road

 

[Dando]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

What’s the difference between black eye peas and chick peas?

Black eye peas can sing us a song; chick peas can only hummus one.


I’m so so sorry for that last joke ???

 

[Imurg]

What’s the difference between black eye peas and chick peas?

Black eye peas can sing us a song; chick peas can only hummus one.


I’m so so sorry for that last joke ???

Which joke was that?

 

[Blue in Munich]

What’s the difference between black eye peas and chick peas?

Black eye peas can sing us a song; chick peas can only hummus one.


I’m so so sorry for that last joke ???

No you're not.

 

[Pants]

That proves it then. (Some) Mods don't have a sense of humour

 

[SocketRocket]

What’s the difference between black eye peas and chick peas?

Black eye peas can sing us a song; chick peas can only hummus one.


I’m so so sorry for that last joke ???

?

 

[Imurg]

 

[Hobbit]

Almost a great day on Saturday… sat in the recliner, naked with a big bag of Dorito’s and a good book.



Pity the staff in SCS weren’t quite so chuffed.

 

[jim8flog]