Laughter - the best medicine

[Dando]

Sounds like a great place to “work”

 

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[jim8flog]

 

[Dando]

 

[Dando]

 

[Slime]

Naan bed?

 

[Slime]

I'm currently reading a book on swimming the English Channel.


Written by Francis Near.

 

[CliveW]

 

[Slime]

We went to the 'Frank Sinatra Bird Sanctuary',
It was rubbish. No flamingos, no storks, no toucans and no emus!​

Egrets ................................ he had a few.

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[Slime]

I've just seen a sports car drive past driven by a young sheep wearing just a swimsuit!

I think it was a lamb bikini.

 

[Imurg]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[Slime]

 

[bobmac]

 

[CliveW]

 

[Slime]

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi said, "Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

 

[PhilTheFragger]

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Naan bed?

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Does it come with a pilau case?
Asking for a friend ??

 

[toyboy54]

Excelled yourself CLIVE-brilliant