Laughter - the best medicine

Dando

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I once dated a dwarf. She complained about my 'small' jokes constantly so I decided to make it up, spoil her. When she got home from work, told her I had flowers, wine, a box of chocolates and a takeaway on its way. All was going well until I said I'd ran her a nice hot sink
 

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I once dated a dwarf. She complained about my 'small' jokes constantly so I decided to make it up, spoil her. When she got home from work, told her I had flowers, wine, a box of chocolates and a takeaway on its way. All was going well until I said I'd ran her a nice hot sink
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SocketRocket

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a bride on her wedding night says to her husband, " i have a confession to make my love, I used to be a hooker"

stunned he replies "that's a shock, but i find it pretty erotic. tell me more."

she replies, "well my name was Nigel and i played for Wigan"
My wife fessed up to me just after we were married that she was a Hooker. I suggested she weakened her grip a bit and tried cutting across the ball.
 
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