Laughter - the best medicine

[bobmac]

I can't get over my wife, I have to get up and go round her. (Dawson, L. 1975)

 

[jim8flog]

I was walking through the ladies underwear section at M&S today (don't ask) when I saw a display of panties with the title "Brazilian"
I always thought a lady's Brazilian was something else.

 

[Tashyboy]

Me and Missis T had just sat down to eat our sourdough cheese and chutney butties bought from the craft and food fair earlier today. The doorbell rings and Missis T is at the front door sorting out the halloweeners. She said “ that would of made you smile”. “ “what’s that” I mumbled through a mouth full of pork pie. The woman who was escorting the kids around the estate says “ we have had to come back out”, “whys that” says Missis T. An 8 ish yr old points at the 3 years old and says “ coz he did a poo in his pants”. ???

 

[Slime]

 

[clubchamp98]

Me and Missis T had just sat down to eat our sourdough cheese and chutney butties bought from the craft and food fair earlier today. The doorbell rings and Missis T is at the front door sorting out the halloweeners. She said “ that would of made you smile”. “ “what’s that” I mumbled through a mouth full of pork pie. The woman who was escorting the kids around the estate says “ we have had to come back out”, “whys that” says Missis T. An 8 ish yr old points at the 3 years old and says “ coz he did a poo in his pants”. ???

You have a pork pie on your cheese butty.
Respect.

 

[Tashyboy]

You have a pork pie on your cheese butty.
Respect.

Called into a craft and food fair, Missis T booked the tickets a few months ago. Lordy flippin Lordy. The food was fantastic. Missis T is three gins better off. Oddly enough from the village next door. Pork pie from a farm shop.unfortunately Missis T loves it, so she will have half of what’s left. Spoilt for choice tomorrow whether I have another cheese Butty or me steak and kidney pieeeee.

 

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[Mudball]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[bobmac]

And yet, all the petrol/diesel pumps are under cover.
Braintree has the right idea.

https://www.greencarguide.co.uk/2020/12/gridserve-opens-uks-first-electric-forecourt/

 

[drdel]

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That's a tart, pies have lids....

 

[Fade and Die]

That's a tart, pies have lids....

This wouldn't be the internet if i didn't respond


Real Florida Key Lime Pie Recipe - MyGourmetConnection

 

[rulefan]

This wouldn't be the internet if i didn't respond


Real Florida Key Lime Pie Recipe - MyGourmetConnection

Different language over there

 

[Rooter]

I was walking through the ladies underwear section at M&S today (don't ask) when I saw a display of panties with the title "Brazilian"
I always thought a lady's Brazilian was something else.

Thats a lot of pants! Exactly how many is a Brazillian again? is it 100 Billion?

 

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[Voyager EMH]

And that was one of the "funnier" ones in the last few pages. Have to admit that I rarely find the pictorial ones that humourous. Clever, witty, punny (is that a proper word?) one/two liners do it for me

That's over 48 hours of serious thought I've given to this one and I still don't get it.

 

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[Dando]