Laughter - the best medicine

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Police confirm 2 footballers homes have been burgled.Tony Adams of Arsenal lost 66 England caps,4 league medals,1 European Cup Winners medal,3 FA Cup medals,2 League Cup medals. 2 Charity Shield medals. It's believed Harry Kane of Spurs lost a kettle and a toaster
 

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Police confirm 2 footballers homes have been burgled.Tony Adams of Arsenal lost 66 England caps,4 league medals,1 European Cup Winners medal,3 FA Cup medals,2 League Cup medals. 2 Charity Shield medals. It's believed Harry Kane of Spurs lost a kettle and a toaster
Has Kane really never won anything? League, cup, …? He must be near the top of people that earned the most without any titles.
 

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Is this still the laughter thread?

And that was one of the "funnier" ones in the last few pages. Have to admit that I rarely find the pictorial ones that humourous. Clever, witty, punny (is that a proper word?) one/two liners do it for me (y)
 

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My wife's cooking is truly horrendous!
I'm not a religious man but I wouldn't dream of eating her gruel without at least 3 Hail Mary's
Then I bought her a Ninja air fryer and as if by magic she now serves me up the same inedible crap but in half the time and twice as burnt!
 
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