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Laughter - the best medicine
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toyboy54
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Stop Being PIEDANTIC ( sorry!)
ColchesterFC
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clubchamp98
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Couple of schoolboy errors.
George is not looking at the ball and John should be behind the wall.
ColchesterFC
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Couple of schoolboy errors.
George is not looking at the ball and John should be behind the wall.
They're facing the keeper while he lines up the wall. The free kick was given for a foul just to the left of Tower Bridge. ?
clubchamp98
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Pitch looks a bit damp.
ColchesterFC
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You're obviously one of these Jonny come lately Premier League era football fans. That's what pitches were like back in the 60's and 70's. ?
drdel
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I give you the '50s when pitches were just mown fields, usually with a slope so it was best to get your second half playing down hill.
clubchamp98
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Yes I remember the worst I ever saw was Derby County.
No grass at all.
upsidedown
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Play a fair bit of golf with Alan Durban and his knees are totally shot , sure that pitch hasn't helped
That was crackers wasn't it? Every season The Baseball Ground would become a mudbath, it was legendary. I can still picture it now on MotD or Big Match Special. Scandalous how they could get away with it and how far have grounds come since then?
Dando
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I have plenty of these over the years 
stefanovic
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Do they show repeats of The Flintstones in the UAE?
Dubai don't but Abu Dhabi do.
Novice nun joins a convent.
On her first day she is informed by the Mother Superior that she can speak only two words every 12 months.
At he end of the first year the MS tells her to speak.
"Uncomfortable beds."
End of 2nd year.
"Bad food".
3rd year.
"Want out."
MS: "Can't say I'm surprised because you've nothing but grumble ever since you've been here".
Dubai don't but Abu Dhabi do.
Novice nun joins a convent.
On her first day she is informed by the Mother Superior that she can speak only two words every 12 months.
At he end of the first year the MS tells her to speak.
"Uncomfortable beds."
End of 2nd year.
"Bad food".
3rd year.
"Want out."
MS: "Can't say I'm surprised because you've nothing but grumble ever since you've been here".
Dando
Q-School Graduate
A bloke took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow.
The presenter said, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks" the bloke replied.
The presenter said, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks" the bloke replied.
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They had to repaint the spot once, so Gerry Daly could take a penalty
Dando
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Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics. If it’s a success his next book will be about Kent.
