Laughter - the best medicine

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Told the doctor I'd heard noises coming from my underpants.


He said ignore them, they're talking bollocks.

 

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[SocketRocket]

What do we want?
More Mavis impersonators.
When do we want them?
I don't really know.

What do we want?
Tourette's support groups.
When do we want them?
**** Off.

 

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[jim8flog]

 

[Mudball]

And me. One of those times when you're reading it, and can't read further cos of the tears blurring your vision ?
Then you do, and you're off again with the laughing.
It is hilarious!

i was feeling the guys pain while i was reading it.... it made me laugh and cry at the same time..

 

[Doon frae Troon]

No points for UK in Eurovision song contest..........feel the love.

 

[Fade and Die]

No points for UK in Eurovision song contest..........feel the love.

We should have sent Nigel Farage to sing Rule Britannia instead. ?? ?

 

[williamalex1]

No points for UK in Eurovision song contest..........feel the love.

I'm not in the least bit surprised, it's supposed to be a song contest, so having a good song and a good singer might help a bit.
But they just don't like us.
Bring back Sir Cliff , congratulations

 

[AmandaJR]

I'd heard the song and thought it was decent but his performance wasn't. His voice sounded off and think the nerves may have got to him. Plus the staging was just a bit nothing and hardly caught the eye like most of them. Mind you to be beaten by the German is a major insult as that was shockingly bad even by Eurovision standards.

 

[Fade and Die]

I'd heard the song and thought it was decent but his performance wasn't. His voice sounded off and think the nerves may have got to him. Plus the staging was just a bit nothing and hardly caught the eye like most of them. Mind you to be beaten by the German is a major insult as that was shockingly bad even by Eurovision standards.

We are marginally less popular than the Germans! ?

I was sticking up for the French girl and was glad we have her douze points.

 

[AmandaJR]

We are marginally less popular than the Germans! ?

I was sticking up for the French girl and was glad we have her douze points.

There were quite a few I liked

 

[Blue in Munich]

35 seconds in...

 

[Blue in Munich]

 

[jim8flog]

 

[bobmac]

35 seconds in...

Wow, someone in charge of a sport using his discretion

 

[Slime]

A commander walks into a bar ..................................................... and orders everyone around.

 

[Slime]

My neighbour is having underwear stolen from her washing line.
When she told me she'd got the police involved, I nearly crapped her pants!