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That's so bad it calls for an infraction.
Laughter - the best medicine
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That's so bad it calls for an infraction.
Slime
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I've thrown out my Lidl own brand tea bags and bought a box of Earl Grey.
I've decided to climb the proper tea ladder.
I've decided to climb the proper tea ladder.
ColchesterFC
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YandaB
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My toilet wouldn’t flush as there was a wooden shoe stick in the u bend
It was clogged
It was clogged
jim8flog
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you will have him treboring in his shoes.
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The baseball podcast I listen to has an advert for something called "Manscape" - "Precision tools for your family jewels" - everything you need for the below the belt shaving experience.
How the hell the guy reading the advert kept a straight face I will never know. It cracked me up.
How the hell the guy reading the advert kept a straight face I will never know. It cracked me up.
Rooter
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Smooth crack?
rulefan
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I went to see the doctor and asked if masturbation affected your eyesight.
A man said "You're in Halfords mate"
A man said "You're in Halfords mate"
SocketRocket
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Sad news about
Meghan Markles car crash
next month!
Meghan Markles car crash
next month!
Dellboy
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Sad news about
Meghan Markles car crash
next month!
Might be put back a while, I think he’s still in hospital after his heart op
ColchesterFC
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Trying to break up with an optician is hard. Every time I say I can't see her any more she just moves closer and says "How about now?"
(Courtesy of Richard Osman on Twitter)
(Courtesy of Richard Osman on Twitter)
Slime
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Earlier today I found all the sheep from next doors farm in our field.
Being a good neighbour I took them back and knocked on the farmhouse door and told the farmer I’d took his 40 sheep back.
He said, "But I only have 36 sheep."
I said, "I know, I rounded them up!"
Being a good neighbour I took them back and knocked on the farmhouse door and told the farmer I’d took his 40 sheep back.
He said, "But I only have 36 sheep."
I said, "I know, I rounded them up!"
Slime
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My dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"
Great bloke ..................................... terrible anaesthetist!
Great bloke ..................................... terrible anaesthetist!
Slime
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